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About SheblehGee : SO. I'm Shelby, sixteen, California res, five four, one hundred twenty pounds, dark brown hair, darker eyes, I'm Nicaraguan descent, related to Jesse James and Reba on my mom's side, my favorite food is lobster ravioli, I thrive on mango smoothies, I'm interested in a career in actuarial science, I never had to play lacrosse in Gym prior to moving to Canada, I love reading, my bra size is 32D or DD, I admittedly do not shave my legs in the winter, I'm a Hufflepuff, my favorite song of all time is "Three Little Birds", and yes I actually DO listen to Bob Marley, my favorite bands are Linkin Park and Reel Big Fish, I play the flute, I can't sleep unless it's absolutely BLACK, I like to speak in Olde English, I'm pretty opinionated and I'm very good at vocalizing it, and I tend to make a lot of run-on sentences. If you're still reading this, congrats, I think we'd get along SWIMMINGLY.
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Today, me and my girlfriend got into a fight. After saying my genius response to one of her asinine comments, I stormed out of the store, having the last words. Ten minutes later she comes out to find me in the parking lot. My car wouldn't start. She texts me "Karma's a bitch" then drives away. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
Today, my younger brother and my parents were in my dorm room. When I wasn't looking, my brother opened the top drawer of my dresser (where I had a tube of half-used lube) and asked out loud: "What's Astroglide?" FML