About SheblehGee : SO. I'm Shelby, sixteen, California res, five four, one hundred twenty pounds, dark brown hair, darker eyes, I'm Nicaraguan descent, related to Jesse James and Reba on my mom's side, my favorite food is lobster ravioli, I thrive on mango smoothies, I'm interested in a career in actuarial science, I never had to play lacrosse in Gym prior to moving to Canada, I love reading, my bra size is 32D or DD, I admittedly do not shave my legs in the winter, I'm a Hufflepuff, my favorite song of all time is "Three Little Birds", and yes I actually DO listen to Bob Marley, my favorite bands are Linkin Park and Reel Big Fish, I play the flute, I can't sleep unless it's absolutely BLACK, I like to speak in Olde English, I'm pretty opinionated and I'm very good at vocalizing it, and I tend to make a lot of run-on sentences. If you're still reading this, congrats, I think we'd get along SWIMMINGLY.
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Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML
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Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML
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On 12/08/2011 at 4:14am - love - by disappoint - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML
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On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States
Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML
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On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
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On 10/16/2011 at 12:22am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 6:17am - intimacy - by peaaaak (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)
Today, I discovered my parents took me to a specialist when I was a baby because they thought I had a facial deformity. It turns out I'm just ugly. FML
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On 11/26/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by bleh (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 7:09pm - love - by DormHater (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I open the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 7:08pm - love - by abby0019 - Sent from mobile version
Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout behind my car as I backed it out the garage to see my reaction. Oh it was funny alright, except I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 1:21am - misc - by garage - Sent from mobile version
Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of my 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who, you may ask, was in my bed? My Robert Pattinson pillowcase. FML
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On 12/26/2009 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
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