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About SheblehGee : SO. I'm Shelby, sixteen, California res, five four, one hundred twenty pounds, dark brown hair, darker eyes, I'm Nicaraguan descent, related to Jesse James and Reba on my mom's side, my favorite food is lobster ravioli, I thrive on mango smoothies, I'm interested in a career in actuarial science, I never had to play lacrosse in Gym prior to moving to Canada, I love reading, my bra size is 32D or DD, I admittedly do not shave my legs in the winter, I'm a Hufflepuff, my favorite song of all time is "Three Little Birds", and yes I actually DO listen to Bob Marley, my favorite bands are Linkin Park and Reel Big Fish, I play the flute, I can't sleep unless it's absolutely BLACK, I like to speak in Olde English, I'm pretty opinionated and I'm very good at vocalizing it, and I tend to make a lot of run-on sentences. If you're still reading this, congrats, I think we'd get along SWIMMINGLY.
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Today, I bought my son a nice car for his 18th birthday. When I gave it to him, he just got mad and told me that if I really wanted to spend that much money on him, I should've used it to help him pay for college. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, I was told I will be having twins; this came as a shock since there are no twins in my family. When I asked my mom about it, she said that she wasn't surprised and not to worry about it because she had "absorbed her twin" and that the problem would "take care of itself." FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML
Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML
Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML
Today, I was cooking something I knew would make a lot of smoke, so I asked my teenage daughter to tape a bag over the smoke detector. She said she did, so I cooked; the alarm went off and firemen came. She hadn't taped over the smoke detector, she'd taped it over the doorbell. FML
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML