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SheblehGee

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About SheblehGee : Sooo, I'm Shelby, I'm fifteen, I live in California, five foot four, one hundred twenty pounds, dark brown hair, dark brown eyes, very little self-esteem, rather fat lips, I'm Nicaraguan descent (exactly 50% so), related to Jesse James and Reba on my mom's side, my favorite food is lobster ravioli, I thrive on mango smoothies, kiwis are delicious, Chinese food is heavenly, I have a weird, fetish-like appreciation for Robert Downey Jr., and once spent an hour convincing my sister that he's been cloned, I'm interested in a career in actuarial science (of which people always have to ask), I never had to play lacrosse in Gym prior to moving to Canada (looong story), I love reading, I write at a college level (though not here), my favorite Shakespearean work is Sonnet 30, my bra size is 32D or DD, I admittedly do not shave my legs in the winter, I'm a die-hard Potter fan, I'm a Ravenclaw, my favorite actor is usually Victor Garber, my favorite song of all time is "Three Little Birds", and yes I actually DO listen to Bob Marley, my favorite bands are Linkin Park and Reel Big Fish, I play the flute, I tend to crush on the underdogs of the world, I can't sleep unless it's absolutely pitch-black, I want to visit Italy (the birthplace of ravioli), I think my dad is the greatest person ever, I like to speak in Olde English, I'm pretty opinionated and I'm good at vocalizing it, and I tend to make a lot of run-on sentences; also, I'm making this a run-on sentence on purpose, and if you're still reading this, congratulations, I think we'd get along SWIMMINGLY.

You can find me on YouTube and Instagram under the same name. Message me, and I might reply if you're not creepyyyy!

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