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SheTheOtaku

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SheTheOtaku

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 April 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 161
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 39 posted

About SheTheOtaku : Little bit about me: internet dweller, tumblr fanatic, pretty sucky life so far, but I've heard of much worse. About the actual person: Slightly above average vocabulary for a teenager, anime obsessed, socially awkward, self-conscious.

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SheTheOtaku's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to check up on a 400-pound inmate who was very upset about being locked up. When I got to his cell, he threw one of his own turds at me through the bars. I took a hit. FML

#21214798
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48164) - you deserved it (3774)

On 07/20/2014 at 1:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML

#21208109
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46162) - you deserved it (3756)

On 07/13/2014 at 5:14pm - misc - by all puked out (man) - Netherlands

Today, I got called a slut. I don't know what is worse, the fact I was called it or that I felt strangely flattered that the person thought I was getting any. FML

Today, I ran into my girlfriend by chance while out shopping. She looked different than usual. Maybe it was the wedding ring she was wearing, or how she had her arm around another gentleman, gee, I don't know. That's two years of my life wasted. FML

#21168433
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62085) - you deserved it (5036)

On 06/09/2014 at 5:03pm - love - by wrecked (man) - United States

Today, I still can't find a job to support myself. The only experience I have is a month in retail and a summer spent in a kitchen de-pooping shrimp. FML

#19333832
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17824) - you deserved it (3486)

On 03/23/2012 at 5:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML

#18528725
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17973) - you deserved it (3663)

On 12/16/2011 at 4:13pm - misc - by HR (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally found out where my great grandmother's antique handheld mirror disappeared to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML

#18095275
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24340) - you deserved it (2846)

On 10/28/2011 at 8:25am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I finally found out where my great grandmother's antique handheld mirror disappeared to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML

#18095275
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24340) - you deserved it (2846)

On 10/28/2011 at 8:25am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

#17109395
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18919) - you deserved it (45834)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend due to the fact that she's been cheating on me with my best friend for the past year. She said I was overreacting, and to grow a pair. FML

#12547151
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37707) - you deserved it (3383)

On 08/15/2010 at 9:40pm - intimacy - by Anthony - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML

#10499435
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38757) - you deserved it (8254)

On 05/13/2010 at 12:07am - work - by justkillm3 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML

#8784416
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7733) - you deserved it (24621)

On 03/02/2010 at 9:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

#7391699
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46091) - you deserved it (5396)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:22am - health - by Concussed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of my 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who, you may ask, was in my bed? My Robert Pattinson pillowcase. FML

#6963425
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7521) - you deserved it (64347)

On 12/26/2009 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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