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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 July 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 445
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Shayaan : Hi! I'm 16. Baltimore Ravens & Syracuse University sports fan . Before you ask, no I do not wear contacts, and no I do not use mascara on my eyelashes -______- . I don't know what to say . Message me ? I'll always reply (:


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