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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 July 1998 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 759
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Shayaan : Hi! I'm 16. Baltimore Ravens & Syracuse University sports fan . Before you ask, no I do not wear contacts, and no I do not use mascara on my eyelashes -______- . I don't know what to say . Message me ? I'll always reply (:


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Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML


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