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About ShayBaby324 : -My name is Shayla.
-I'm 15 and seriously can't wait till I'm 16.
-I'm a wiccan and I'm in a coven.
-My witch name is Luna Bluefire obviously.
-I like to make new friends
-I'm fun-loving
-Someone who likes to smile and laugh alot.
lol
-I love music and I would love to major in it.
:]
-I'm in Band, Orchestra and next year I'm gonna tryout for the school choir again. I didn't make it this year :(
-I count myself out of many things.
-I'm not perfect and I'll never consider myself as one.
-I hangout with the freaks but my parents think I'm the normal one in my friends. [Not true x)]
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML
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On 09/29/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by rainedaddy (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML
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On 09/27/2009 at 6:03pm - misc - by commando - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
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On 09/27/2009 at 8:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)
Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
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On 09/26/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by grossgross (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I called my husband during my lunch to tell him that I wanted to go out tonight for my birthday. We got in argument because he said we couldn't afford it. When I got home from work, he was gone, so I called his cell to see where he went. Answer: to the bar with his friends. FML
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On 09/25/2009 at 11:15pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
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On 09/25/2009 at 2:16pm - love - by looking (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
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On 09/25/2009 at 1:42pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I got flowers at work. I was excited until I saw they were from my good friend saying, "Sorry for sleeping with your boyfriend!" FML
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On 09/24/2009 at 12:16pm - love - by Tally (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
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On 09/24/2009 at 12:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML
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On 09/23/2009 at 10:10am - love - by Lifes_overated (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML
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On 09/23/2009 at 7:10am - love - by Riskreh (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, after months of enduring my neighbors relentlessly yapping schnauzer, Molly, I moved into a new building. I was greeted by my new neighbor and her yapping rat terrier, Molly. FML
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On 09/22/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by bellaellaella (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
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On 09/22/2009 at 10:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got a call from a prominent orchestra asking me to play with them. They were especially interested because I'm still in high school. I called to accept only to find out that my mother had already declined the offer for me because I "only" have a 3.7. FML
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On 09/21/2009 at 9:50pm - work - by bass (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
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On 09/19/2009 at 5:04pm - misc - by weddingcrashed (woman) - United States (California)
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