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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 December 1998 (15 years)
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Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

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On 11/01/2010 at 3:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML

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141 comments

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On 07/17/2010 at 10:54am - misc - by killer (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

#8528184
54 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by burnnnnn (woman) - Ecuador (Azuay)

Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML

#7803637
177 comments

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On 02/02/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by anoynomous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

#7606758
93 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 2:35am - intimacy - by DuChaillu (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

#7515977
56 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML

#7278236
59 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 1:08pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had an argument over whether or not I should buy some flowers. With myself. Out loud. FML

#7188892
56 comments

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On 01/06/2010 at 9:58pm - misc - by mindlost (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML

#6161509
42 comments

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On 11/05/2009 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Meggie - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML

#4713882
112 comments

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On 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by Ben (man) - United States

Today, I received a text from my girlfriend to break up with me. I was upset. One minute later another text from her said "sorry, wrong person." FML

#4618484
140 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous - Kazakhstan (Almaty)

Today, I bought a freezer mug that looks like it's full of water. I've been playing tricks on my friends by throwing the empty cup at them. After doing this a few dozen times, my 83 year-old mother came to visit. I played the same trick on her. The joke's on me. My Dad filled the cup. FML

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103 comments

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On 08/13/2009 at 3:27am - misc - by oldtexas (man) - United States (Utah)



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