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Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML

#17000180
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37759) - you deserved it (12826)

On 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML

#17000180
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37759) - you deserved it (12826)

On 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead I see my neighbor dancing with strobe lights on and music blasting. He was by himself and had absolutely nothing on. FML

#16978964
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28673) - you deserved it (3800)

On 07/04/2011 at 10:38pm - intimacy - by danam - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

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On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on a third date with this guy, hoping I'd finally get some action. I got a high five. FML

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94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34604) - you deserved it (9483)

On 06/26/2011 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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