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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 February 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, my younger sister ran into my room, telling me someone was trying to break in. We were home alone, so she went to hide as I took a crowbar and followed the intruder. Just as I was about to swing, he turned around: it was my dad. I had to explain to my sister that burglars don't have keys. FML


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