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ShatteredPulse

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 February 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 410
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ShatteredPulse : Hello :P
I'm not really sure what to put :/
I play league of legends 8)
send me a message :) i'd love to talk

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Visits<b>kaseycat</b> - 4 hours ago<b>cherribomb</b> - 8 hours ago<b>missa8604</b> - 14 hours ago<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 12:15pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 4:52pm<b>amandathemermaid</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 12:58pm<b>gis0392</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 2:32am<b>apineapple</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 10:07am<b>sorasaveshyrule</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 4:09pm<b>phoneaddict13</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 1:46am<b>LordTickledicks</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 1:02pm<b>toasty_narwals</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 8:28am<b>capthigh</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 7:03am<b>PrincessBambii</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 2:09pm<b>1Personation</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 2:49pm<b>youngmuller1</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 5:12am<b>mike1grand19</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 9:08am<b>CDT97</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 3:01am

Fucked!<b>kaseycat</b> - yesterday at 10:26pm<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - yesterday at 6:15pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 4:00am<b>youngmuller1</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 11:12am<b>keithsbooty</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 2:24am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 8:25am<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 11:13am<b>Pandacupcakelove</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 1:23am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 1:11am<b>lovelyvampire</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 6:01pm<b>trulypar</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 8:23am<b>alexissblakee</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 9:00am

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ShatteredPulse's favorite FMLs

Today, after getting my dream job and quitting old one, I was told my position is strictly "experimental" and will only last 2 months. FML

#21411308
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27680) - you deserved it (3020)

On 05/17/2015 at 2:31am - work - by fuckkkkk - United States (California)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said, "Sure, but not yet." As we've been together for five years, I was a bit confused, but she cleared that up with, "Not until your dad has died, I don't want him to ruin my wedding with a bad toast." FML

#21405053
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34115) - you deserved it (2779)

On 05/05/2015 at 10:44am - love - by inheritance (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML

#21403757
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31045) - you deserved it (4342)

On 05/03/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found the eggshells from the nest belonging to the little bird that lives outside my house. They were covered in blood and it was quite obvious that they had been eaten. While I was looking at them, the mother bird came over and attacked me. FML

#21402034
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27541) - you deserved it (3074)

On 04/29/2015 at 10:08pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my husband told me he doesn't see the point in trying anymore, and that he no longer loves me. I was devastated. He stayed on the couch while I went to bed. Ten minutes later, he said, "Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep." and asked me to shut up. FML

Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML

#21392817
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30339) - you deserved it (2778)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:46am - kids - by transcendingnerd (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML

#21392816
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34043) - you deserved it (2822)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:43am - love - by whymanwhy (woman) - Czech Republic

Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML

#21390617
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31370) - you deserved it (2022)

On 04/09/2015 at 12:00pm - misc - by gross - United States (Michigan)

Today, I visited my sick grandpa for a few hours in the hospital. His roommate, also an elderly man, wouldn't stop masturbating. FML

#21388711
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30632) - you deserved it (2064)

On 04/06/2015 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by therewasnocurtain - United States (Idaho)

Today, I accidentally spilled a big glass of water on the table, where I had some papers, my cellphone, and a box of donuts. With lightning reflexes, my sister heroically jumped forward and saved the donuts. FML

#21338246
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26158) - you deserved it (8587)

On 01/16/2015 at 12:09pm - misc - by phones - United States

Today, I still didn't feel quite awake after the first lesson at school, so I went to get a cup of coffee from the vending machine. I had just enough money for it. No cup dropped into the holder, and the whole thing poured straight into the drip tray while I watched. FML

#21310620
84 comments

Today, I noticed that I get more calls from people who've dialed the wrong number than I do from people I actually know. FML

#21299095
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29112) - you deserved it (2543)

On 11/14/2014 at 6:12pm - misc - by loner - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my friend drove up a parking lot and I unbuckled my seatbelt as soon as we were parked. He then suddenly saw a better spot right in front and moved his car. When I got out, a police officer approached me, saying I wasn't wearing my seatbelt. I was fined for that. FML



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