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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ShatteredPulse : Hello :P
I like to play league of legends and other pc stuff

If you have any other questions send me a message :) i'd love to talk

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Today, my younger sister ran into my room, telling me someone was trying to break in. We were home alone, so she went to hide as I took a crowbar and followed the intruder. Just as I was about to swing, he turned around: it was my dad. I had to explain to my sister that burglars don't have keys. FML


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