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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 February 1997 (17 years)
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Today, I still didn't feel quite awake after the first lesson at school, so I went to get a cup of coffee from the vending machine. I had just enough money for it. No cup dropped into the holder, and the whole thing poured straight into the drip tray while I watched. FML


Today, I noticed that I get more calls from people who've dialed the wrong number than I do from people I actually know. FML


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On 11/14/2014 at 6:12pm - misc - by loner - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my friend drove up a parking lot and I unbuckled my seatbelt as soon as we were parked. He then suddenly saw a better spot right in front and moved his car. When I got out, a police officer approached me, saying I wasn't wearing my seatbelt. I was fined for that. FML

Today, my younger sister ran into my room, telling me someone was trying to break in. We were home alone, so she went to hide as I took a crowbar and followed the intruder. Just as I was about to swing, he turned around: it was my dad. I had to explain to my sister that burglars don't have keys. FML


Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML


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On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML


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