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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 February 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 648
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ShatteredPulse : Hello :P
I'm not really sure what to put :/
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Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22723) - you deserved it (2267)

On 11/22/2015 at 12:12am - intimacy - by ugh, why (woman) - Australia

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25943) - you deserved it (1621)

On 10/27/2015 at 11:16am - love - by Congrats? - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked into my room and watched as my fanatically religious mother sniffed the used tissues in my trash bin to make sure I wasn't masturbating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29874) - you deserved it (1863)

On 09/25/2015 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by Thank God I Flush Them Down The Toilet (man) - United States (California)

Today, I brutally stabbed a guy to death for smiling at me, then puked and fainted. Then I woke up in bed, panicking, sweating like a pig and crying because I thought my dream was real and I was going to go to prison. I'm never taking sleeping medication again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24492) - you deserved it (2293)

On 09/25/2015 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany

Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26044) - you deserved it (3976)

On 09/23/2015 at 11:48am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30305) - you deserved it (2345)

On 08/30/2015 at 11:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I woke up panting and drenched in sweat from a horrible nightmare. I'd been dreaming that bright, colored shapes were falling from the sky and I couldn't make them all neatly align with one another on the ground. I guess I should stop playing so much Tetris before bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21839) - you deserved it (4787)

On 08/08/2015 at 6:56pm - misc - by I love L (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at 3 in the morning, I was getting out of bed to use the bathroom, when my boyfriend grabbed my arm, looked at me wide-eyed and begged, "Don't... They'll take your skin..." He doesn't remember saying it, and now I'm scared shitless to use the bathroom at night. FML


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On 07/10/2015 at 11:49pm - misc - by Julianapilikusplatosophophes (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a customer yelled, "I'll bash your fuckin' face in, cunt" at me at 9:30am because we don't serve the lunch menu at breakfast time. Yes, the 15-year-old girl in high school is responsible for McDonald's entire menu. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29680) - you deserved it (1962)

On 06/11/2015 at 9:44am - work - by McFuckYouTooCunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my housemate got back at me for asking for her share of a bill by losing her virginity to the guy I like, very loudly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28647) - you deserved it (2530)

On 06/09/2015 at 4:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland

Today, after getting my dream job and quitting old one, I was told my position is strictly "experimental" and will only last 2 months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30663) - you deserved it (3411)

On 05/17/2015 at 2:31am - work - by fuckkkkk - United States (California)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said, "Sure, but not yet." As we've been together for five years, I was a bit confused, but she cleared that up with, "Not until your dad has died, I don't want him to ruin my wedding with a bad toast." FML


I agree, your life sucks (36565) - you deserved it (3238)

On 05/05/2015 at 10:44am - love - by inheritance (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32391) - you deserved it (4778)

On 05/03/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found the eggshells from the nest belonging to the little bird that lives outside my house. They were covered in blood and it was quite obvious that they had been eaten. While I was looking at them, the mother bird came over and attacked me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29097) - you deserved it (3392)

On 04/29/2015 at 10:08pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my husband told me he doesn't see the point in trying anymore, and that he no longer loves me. I was devastated. He stayed on the couch while I went to bed. Ten minutes later, he said, "Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep." and asked me to shut up. FML

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