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  • Number of visits : 726
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About SharnaaaBanana : People on this site need to chill the fuck out. People take things so seriously and monitor your comments as if you're wording a new act of legislation.
If there's a spelling mistake in someone's comment, you don't need to down vote it to the point it becomes hidden. Does it really affect your life that much?
Everyone is so quick to judge. Everyone thinks they're superior.

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Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26962) - you deserved it (32339)

On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML


I agree, your life sucks (38950) - you deserved it (2238)

On 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife tried to refill the windshield wiper fluid on her own. However, she poured it where the oil goes. Now the car is having major issues. Last week I lost my job, and I have no idea how much this is going to cost to fix. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28486) - you deserved it (3140)

On 08/30/2011 at 5:35am - money - by BadTime (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32482) - you deserved it (2398)

On 07/16/2011 at 8:19pm - health - by imobesejk (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15303) - you deserved it (33421)

On 06/15/2011 at 5:02am - health - by Alec - United States

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30316) - you deserved it (4152)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19331) - you deserved it (88473)

On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32005) - you deserved it (5636) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I decided I need help, so I confessed to my mother that I'm bulimic. After she looked it up online she started screaming at me for "Wasting food that I'm not paying for." FML


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On 08/19/2009 at 7:43pm - health - by Rainbow92 (woman) - Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya)

Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML


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On 06/13/2009 at 2:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML


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On 01/05/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by didi - Sent from mobile version

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