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SharnaaaBanana

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SharnaaaBanana

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1324
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About SharnaaaBanana : ~ 17 ~
Manliest girl you'll ever know

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Visits<b>brytonhansen</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 4:38pm<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 2:36am<b>alexishbu</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 9:27am<b>dmcintosh</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 12:44am<b>NDForever1</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 11:09am<b>YetiHugger</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 10:05pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 12:10pm<b>Evil20071</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 1:59am<b>mooneydennehy</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 3:17pm<b>anonykinetic</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 6:48am<b>AnalAssassin1</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 12:36am<b>CandyDawg</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 11:29pm<b>WattledParsley</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 6:09pm<b>LilHitla</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 12:38pm<b>DrGreen1986</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 10:34am<b>justaguynl</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 10:07am<b>Mightyrif</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 9:59am<b>amadeclton</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 9:45am

Liked!<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 1:52pm<b>KatlynBrooke</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 8:40am

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SharnaaaBanana's favorite FMLs

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28243) - you deserved it (5384)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all, so I listened to the first 30 seconds of it to get a feel for it. It was nice and uplifting, so I sent it to my mom. Turns out, after the first 30 seconds, the singer brightens his day by singing about his enormous penis. FML

#21366785
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21282) - you deserved it (9994)

On 03/02/2015 at 7:48pm - misc - by Microtron - United States (Ohio)

Today, while working at Subway I joked with a customer asking him if he was going to order in Spanish. The women in front of him began yelling about how I was being racist and told my manager that I needed to be fired. The customer I was joking with was my Spanish teacher. FML

#21356827
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35272) - you deserved it (2289)

On 02/15/2015 at 5:39pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML

#21355947
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28962) - you deserved it (9017)

On 02/14/2015 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland

Today, my thundercunt of a neighbor, who's hated me since I moved in, called the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin, which he could only have seen by spying on me through my living room window. FML

#21355411
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33640) - you deserved it (1834)

On 02/13/2015 at 3:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I figured out how my birth control works. If you're on your period for four months straight you can't have sex, so you won't be pregnant. FML

#21351947
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33552) - you deserved it (3408)

On 02/08/2015 at 5:26am - health - by irwingiggles (woman) - Netherlands

Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML

#21350975
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32350) - you deserved it (2092)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:10pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML

#21350765
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19757) - you deserved it (35987)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:06am - work - by fucked - Singapore

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumb up. FML

#21349710
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33614) - you deserved it (2972)

On 02/04/2015 at 2:28pm - work - by fxck (woman) -

Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms. FML

#21348539
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43337) - you deserved it (2590)

On 02/02/2015 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by StantheMan93 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was talking to a girl. It was going pretty well until she said, "LOL." What's so bad about that? We weren't texting. FML

#21345280
106 comments

Today, I realized my job working with food is getting to me. While having sex with my boyfriend, I fell asleep. He asked me what I was doing, and apparently I sleep-talked, saying "I'm chopping lettuce". FML

#21343098
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31163) - you deserved it (3730)

On 01/23/2015 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by xoragebaby - United States

Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML

#21340022
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30219) - you deserved it (3656)

On 01/19/2015 at 1:34am - misc - by momac86 - United States

Today, I had a sneeze attack while my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks like a crime scene. FML

#21332502
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33832) - you deserved it (2797)

On 01/07/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by MonsterProblems (woman) - Croatia

Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML

#21318606
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24414) - you deserved it (33177)

On 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm - health - by fuck - Norway (Buskerud)



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