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SharnaaaBanana

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SharnaaaBanana

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 891
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About SharnaaaBanana : ~ 17 ~
Manliest girl you'll ever know

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Visits<b>fractured_</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 10:44pm<b>barneystinson45</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 10:34am<b>biloxi_girl</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 10:00pm<b>ajk168</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 9:24pm<b>firefighterwife</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 1:42pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 11:13am<b>Hellishowl</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 9:15am<b>pantherfan0877</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 5:55am<b>kendoge</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 2:22am<b>johndog699</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 12:52am<b>bas504</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 12:49am<b>awesomeness716</b> - the 09/29/2014 at 7:49pm<b>staaacey</b> - the 09/29/2014 at 12:52pm<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 9:32pm<b>metalscales</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 5:19am<b>Ambrily</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 3:52am<b>dextrementor</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 9:40pm<b>NotAUser</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 9:33pm

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Today, I found out that when I asked my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even used a condom. FML

#21268339
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43381) - you deserved it (3972)

On 09/30/2014 at 1:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML

#21256842
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44435) - you deserved it (5549)

On 09/12/2014 at 9:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

#21250887
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43680) - you deserved it (5279)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

#21250558
35 comments

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On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

#21247445
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35679) - you deserved it (4692)

On 08/28/2014 at 9:47pm - love - by ch4nny (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML

#21243667
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32684) - you deserved it (22766)

On 08/23/2014 at 8:28am - work - by in big trouble - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it's the 16th day of my period. FML

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks found the engagement ring I tried to give to my ex. She started crying and said yes. FML

Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML

#21233475
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43015) - you deserved it (5595)

On 08/09/2014 at 7:03pm - love - by jakethemuss - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML

#21233355
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51232) - you deserved it (20947)

On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML

Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML

#21155508
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59066) - you deserved it (4562)

On 05/29/2014 at 2:46am - animals - by Idk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML

#21131587
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48670) - you deserved it (16276)

On 05/05/2014 at 5:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I read that egg whites make a good hair treatment. Everything was going fine until, without thinking, I turned the hot water on to wash it out. I'm still picking the cooked egg out of my hair. FML

#21129302
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24637) - you deserved it (32338)

On 05/03/2014 at 12:57am - misc - by EggHead - Canada (Ontario)



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