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SharnaaaBanana

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SharnaaaBanana

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1866
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About SharnaaaBanana : ~ 17 ~
Manliest girl you'll ever know

SharnaaaBanana's page activity

Visits<b>racquel1115</b> - 11 hours ago<b>Myndiva</b> - 11 hours ago<b>Jake42100</b> - 13 hours ago<b>paravoz</b> - 22 hours ago<b>Melinadlt</b> - 22 hours ago<b>winterforever97</b> - 23 hours ago<b>Dont_Blink__</b> - 24 hours ago<b>Rainbowbish</b> - yesterday at 10:55pm<b>ranjiet</b> - yesterday at 10:28pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - yesterday at 6:30pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 3:22pm<b>bruhhhhhhh</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 3:09pm<b>edenxero</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 7:20am<b>maydayyparade</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 12:33am<b>4FukSake</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 12:49am<b>Jpav1</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 1:16am<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 11:29pm<b>dmcintosh</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 4:49pm

Fucked!<b>paravoz</b> - 16 hours ago<b>4FukSake</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 6:49am<b>YetiHugger</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 12:06am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 2:05pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 3:39pm<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 4:41am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 2:52am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 1:52pm<b>KatlynBrooke</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 8:40am

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SharnaaaBanana's favorite FMLs

Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML

#21448024
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26257) - you deserved it (1886)

On 07/27/2015 at 12:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML

#21446754
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29007) - you deserved it (4958)

On 07/24/2015 at 10:04pm - kids - by Sad Mom - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML

#21446710
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28992) - you deserved it (4798)

On 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by strangely - United States (California)

Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML

#21445902
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28583) - you deserved it (1806)

On 07/23/2015 at 9:05am - animals - by dirtbikeguy (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML

#21445547
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24617) - you deserved it (5083)

On 07/22/2015 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML

Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them panties off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML

#21442030
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33716) - you deserved it (2466)

On 07/15/2015 at 12:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML

#21441140
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22811) - you deserved it (10851)

On 07/13/2015 at 5:15pm - intimacy - by Nigel - United States

Today, my dog brought me a a dead rabbit. It so happened to be the rabbit a group of neighborhood kids were looking for after they lost it yesterday. I just had to hide a body for my dog. FML

Today, I got a nose piercing. I was asleep at the time in my backyard, and the piercer was a snake. FML

Today, at 3 in the morning, I was getting out of bed to use the bathroom, when my boyfriend grabbed my arm, looked at me wide-eyed and begged, "Don't... They'll take your skin..." He doesn't remember saying it, and now I'm scared shitless to use the bathroom at night. FML

#21439825
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27742) - you deserved it (2387)

On 07/10/2015 at 11:49pm - misc - by Julianapilikusplatosophophes (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my brother tried cremating our deceased cat. In the oven. My nose has killed itself. FML

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to eat dinner with his parents. Everyone wanted me to start the family prayer, and although I hadn't done one in years, I accepted. It went well until I remembered you say "Amen" at the end, not "Uh... Bye." FML

#21430513
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25142) - you deserved it (5504)

On 06/23/2015 at 2:37am - misc - by Arcanin3Boss (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to my girlfriend's parents' house for lunch. I ended up in the bathroom constipated and remembered reading it's easier to "go" if you are squatting. My girlfriend's dad walked in on me perched on the toilet like an owl. FML

#21430214
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25062) - you deserved it (4776)

On 06/22/2015 at 4:58pm - health - by oh no (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my dog's new favorite game to play: "If you don't stop petting me, I'll bite your balls as hard as I can." FML



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