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About Sharkitaxrscary : Hello, my name is Roxy and I like just about everything.

I have a pet goldfish named Stella and she's been in the family for 17 years now. She's more interesting than you'd think.

- "The weak cannot forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong."
-Mahatma Gandhi ♥

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