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Shanny
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 67689
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Shanny : I'm the best (joke joke) lol

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Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

#3264690
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59191) - you deserved it (2132)

On 06/27/2009 at 1:32am - misc - by OfCourse (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML

#3096413
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59051) - you deserved it (3342)

On 06/21/2009 at 5:46pm - health - by oldtimerclark - United States (Georgia)

Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML

#3061560
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31541) - you deserved it (7858)

On 06/20/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by WhyTheFNot (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I drove a drunk Venezuelan exchange student home after a prom party. Notable events: her puking on the way to the vehicle, her yelling in Spanish at the top of her lungs in the car, her puking out the window in the moving vehicle, and her crying because she felt bad for making me drive. FML

#3053433
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38129) - you deserved it (4275)

On 06/20/2009 at 3:37am - misc - by DesDri (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I drove a drunk Venezuelan exchange student home after a prom party. Notable events: her puking on the way to the vehicle, her yelling in Spanish at the top of her lungs in the car, her puking out the window in the moving vehicle, and her crying because she felt bad for making me drive. FML

#3053433
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38129) - you deserved it (4275)

On 06/20/2009 at 3:37am - misc - by DesDri (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I drove a drunk Venezuelan exchange student home after a prom party. Notable events: her puking on the way to the vehicle, her yelling in Spanish at the top of her lungs in the car, her puking out the window in the moving vehicle, and her crying because she felt bad for making me drive. FML

#3053433
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38129) - you deserved it (4275)

On 06/20/2009 at 3:37am - misc - by DesDri (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I drove a drunk Venezuelan exchange student home after a prom party. Notable events: her puking on the way to the vehicle, her yelling in Spanish at the top of her lungs in the car, her puking out the window in the moving vehicle, and her crying because she felt bad for making me drive. FML

#3053433
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38129) - you deserved it (4275)

On 06/20/2009 at 3:37am - misc - by DesDri (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I drove a drunk Venezuelan exchange student home after a prom party. Notable events: her puking on the way to the vehicle, her yelling in Spanish at the top of her lungs in the car, her puking out the window in the moving vehicle, and her crying because she felt bad for making me drive. FML

#3053433
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38129) - you deserved it (4275)

On 06/20/2009 at 3:37am - misc - by DesDri (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I drove a drunk Venezuelan exchange student home after a prom party. Notable events: her puking on the way to the vehicle, her yelling in Spanish at the top of her lungs in the car, her puking out the window in the moving vehicle, and her crying because she felt bad for making me drive. FML

#3053433
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38129) - you deserved it (4275)

On 06/20/2009 at 3:37am - misc - by DesDri (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I drove a drunk Venezuelan exchange student home after a prom party. Notable events: her puking on the way to the vehicle, her yelling in Spanish at the top of her lungs in the car, her puking out the window in the moving vehicle, and her crying because she felt bad for making me drive. FML

#3053433
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38129) - you deserved it (4275)

On 06/20/2009 at 3:37am - misc - by DesDri (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML

#2925389
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77547) - you deserved it (5313)

On 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Shaun (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to water my entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turned off the hose and started to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it started pouring rain. FML

#2888954
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37444) - you deserved it (11597)

On 06/14/2009 at 4:39pm - misc - by Rainman (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
813 comments

I agree, your life sucks (113714) - you deserved it (71758)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turns to me and screams at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's call the whole thing off." FML

#2730448
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8620) - you deserved it (41925)

On 06/08/2009 at 8:14pm - work - by Chipper (man) - United States (California)



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