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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 February 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML

#7448210
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36711) - you deserved it (13020)

On 01/19/2010 at 10:59pm - misc - by NYCguy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out the antibiotics I'm taking can cause you to vomit unexpectedly. In the car. While driving. To work. FML

#7437528
102 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 2:25pm - health - by addie19 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my two boys decided to draw in permanent marker on the leather seats of the car I have had up for sale for 3 weeks with no interest. I call my husband to tell him we're going to have to keep it. He just made an appointment with a guy who has cash and is ready to buy it tomorrow. FML

#7433438
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25101) - you deserved it (4419)

On 01/19/2010 at 4:59am - misc - by momof2boys - United States (Ohio)

Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML

#7430304
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24371) - you deserved it (5332)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:00am - work - by mcdman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was helping my friend put up a wooden fence at his new house. I was holding the sections of fence up while he nailed them in with an air powered nail gun. The gun malfunctioned and fired twice putting the second nail through my hand and into the wood. We had to pry the nail out. FML

#7412536
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30527) - you deserved it (2380)

On 01/18/2010 at 1:09am - misc - by Nissan_David (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my father asked me to never contact him again. The reason? His "new" family doesn't know I exist and explaining that he has a 28 year old daughter to his wife and his other children would be "awkward". I have siblings that I will never meet. FML

#7395726
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42324) - you deserved it (2152)

On 01/17/2010 at 9:41am - misc - by forgottendaughter (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

#7380749
42 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. A couple of cute girls started talking to me, telling me how much they liked my dreads. Seeing this, my mother stepped up next to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "This here is my little baby, treat him nicely!" Thanks, Mom. FML

#7358643
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27089) - you deserved it (3895)

On 01/15/2010 at 2:37pm - misc - by Dreadge (man) - Israel (Hefa)

Today, I found out where my favorite shirt has been for the last six months. My ex-fiancé's new girlfriend is wearing it. FML

Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML

#7278086
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8118) - you deserved it (27404)

On 01/11/2010 at 12:53pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that pinching the tip of the condom before you roll it down to the base is NOT a suggestion. FML

#7268180
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5162) - you deserved it (20738)

On 01/10/2010 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by Drewzter (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

#7261077
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34655) - you deserved it (4256)

On 01/10/2010 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went to dinner with my mom and her new boyfriend. At the restaurant, while we were eating, he started clapping and singing "if you're happy and you know it." My mom joined in. And they sang loudly. Loud enough for the entire restaurant to go quiet and stare. FML

#7247927
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26381) - you deserved it (2577)

On 01/09/2010 at 11:29pm - misc - by 1thapp3ns (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML

#7229680
75 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 1:45am - misc - by warningxxLidell (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML

#7198357
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37020) - you deserved it (2323)

On 01/07/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by Sanchez (man) - United States



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