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Shannonbena

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Shannonbena

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 22332
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Shannonbena's favorite FMLs

Today, I worked a full day and then went to a three-hour class. I got home at 9 PM, and before the door closed I heard, "There's a sink full of dishes for you." There are three able-bodied men in the house, all of whom got here hours ago and created that sink full of dishes. FML

#14558780
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30956) - you deserved it (4452)

On 01/12/2011 at 9:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML

#14529858
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7379) - you deserved it (59623)

On 01/10/2011 at 3:25am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, trying to be cute, my boyfriend threw a snowball at me. This would have been fine had it not been hard enough to break my glasses. As a college student, I have to choose between eating for the next two weeks or replacing them. FML

#14529233
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29692) - you deserved it (2735)

On 01/10/2011 at 2:09am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

#14518129
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28768) - you deserved it (5504)

On 01/09/2011 at 5:18am - intimacy - by S - Singapore

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

#14509426
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30077) - you deserved it (3787)

On 01/08/2011 at 3:15pm - love - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML

#14493785
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27900) - you deserved it (3182)

On 01/07/2011 at 3:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML

#14492583
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20494) - you deserved it (24211)

On 01/07/2011 at 12:46am - health - by biscuit (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I fell and got a nasty cut above my right eye. The doctor in the ER sealed the wound with surgical glue. He also glued his glove to my eyebrow, and let glue run onto my eyelid. Not only do I have a scar and medical bill, I now have no eyebrow or eyelashes on my right eye. FML

#14488481
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29870) - you deserved it (2130)

On 01/06/2011 at 7:26pm - health - by Dante -

Today, a kid grabbed the receiver to my cochlear implant and ran off with it. I went to a security guard, and, if my lip reading was accurate, he said to "try and make it through the day without it". Without it, I can't hear anything. FML

#14487466
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37341) - you deserved it (2288)

On 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a plaster cast removed from my arm. After telling the nurse it felt like the saw was cutting my skin, she tells me there is no way that it could touch my skin and that I was being paranoid. She cracked open the cast. Burns, blisters and bleeding skin were revealed. FML

#14484091
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44440) - you deserved it (2602)

On 01/06/2011 at 9:54am - health - by omfgitburns (man) -

Today, I discovered after four hours of vomiting that it is very much possible to vomit so hard you can't help but shit in your trousers. My boyfriend is currently staying over, too. FML

#14458988
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26702) - you deserved it (2670)

On 01/04/2011 at 2:12am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML

#14450678
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24466) - you deserved it (4623)

On 01/03/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by klyoung5 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the alarm clock downstairs has been going off since 3am. The apartment belongs to two other students. They've gone home. Only 3 more days left to go. FML

#14449121
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21340) - you deserved it (1900)

On 01/03/2011 at 5:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was making a snowman with my little cousin. I was collecting snow just outside the house, when out of nowhere a snowball struck me in the back of the head and caused me to headbutt the wall. I woke up a short while later to a medic telling me I had a nasty concussion. Thanks, cousin. FML

#14410593
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22636) - you deserved it (3043)

On 12/31/2010 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, instead of watching a movie like a normal family, we performed random acts of kindness by handing out roses to total strangers in the freezing cold. No one would take them. FML

#14400512
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27007) - you deserved it (5692)

On 12/30/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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