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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 February 1996 (18 years)
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Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML

#6953630
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33304) - you deserved it (8503)

On 12/26/2009 at 6:42am - misc - by OhGodKillMeNow (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my dad and I found in my house a water filter that has not been changed in over 20 years. We have been drinking that water that has been going through a filter that had more colors than a rainbow on it. FML

#6949871
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21190) - you deserved it (7997)

On 12/26/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by shithole (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, at work a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her. So I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML

#6934352
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7218) - you deserved it (47947)

On 12/25/2009 at 3:10am - work - by harrassment101 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I waited anxiously until midnight to open Christmas presents. As the clock struck midnight, I ran out into the living room, super excited to open my presents, only to discover that everyone in my house had already opened their presents and gone to bed. FML

#6931978
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21452) - you deserved it (4501)

On 12/25/2009 at 12:18am - misc - by iFail (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25929) - you deserved it (11619)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML

#6914800
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21209) - you deserved it (2943)

On 12/24/2009 at 1:02am - love - by stupid_world (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after having an amazing intimate encounter with my boyfriend of 2 years, I put on an old pair of boxers I still have from when I was heavier. He thinks I am cheating on him and doesn't believe I used to be fat. Now he won't talk to me. FML

#6908981
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18814) - you deserved it (3470)

On 12/23/2009 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by everybodysfool (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

#6904447
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27660) - you deserved it (2704)

On 12/23/2009 at 3:24pm - misc - by extraflavour - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I drove the six hours to LA to attend my Uncle's birthday party. When I tried to get off at the exit, it took me two hours just to get onto the street where the club was. By the time I showed up, the party was already over, so I ended up going to a Denny's. I drove eight hours for a Denny's. FML

#6898693
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23397) - you deserved it (4058)

On 12/23/2009 at 5:24am - misc - by BeautifulDisastre (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at work at Hollywood Video. A guy came in and left without renting anything. Minutes later, I find human feces between the "Kids" and "Comedy" aisles. FML

#6840782
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27205) - you deserved it (1677)

On 12/20/2009 at 1:32am - work - by Van (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML

#6836721
92 comments

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On 12/19/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

#6824499
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30526) - you deserved it (2505)

On 12/19/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

#6804648
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17797) - you deserved it (7104)

On 12/18/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by WhoaThere (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML

#6792186
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6517) - you deserved it (30815)

On 12/17/2009 at 11:34am - misc - by owmyballs - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, I felt like too much of a loser to go to a Christmas party, since I'd be the only one going without a date. I had to invent imaginary friends who were "coming into town for the holidays" to feel like less of a loser. FML

#6788841
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21178) - you deserved it (8697)

On 12/17/2009 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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