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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 March 1998 (16 years)
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About Shannon98 : I love Panda Bears if you love them then you're awesome 👌

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Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML


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