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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 March 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 522
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Shannon98 : This website doesn't run on English time...

I'll look at your profile because I'm nosey

I've flown a plane what have you done?
Future pilot in the making

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Shannon98's favorite FMLs

Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML

#21458825
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23374) - you deserved it (6099)

On 08/21/2015 at 11:25am - kids - by MyBallsForSaleOnEbay (man) - Malta

Today, some popped-collar wearing shitbird tried to pick me up with the line, "You look like Marilyn Monroe's corpse! Wanna fuck?" FML

#21359908
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30626) - you deserved it (2568)

On 02/20/2015 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

#21342921
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40552) - you deserved it (7487)

On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I gave my girlfriend a small stun gun I bought for her. She mentioned how she thought it was ''cute'', though it probably wouldn't help if someone was after her. She then put the tazer to my chest. When I woke up, she told me how it was my fault, for buying it for her. FML

#4414579
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43824) - you deserved it (12682)

On 08/09/2009 at 10:13pm - health - by Ducati (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

#3919884
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86600) - you deserved it (5968)

On 07/21/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by fmjob (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML

#2649932
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13296) - you deserved it (52407)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by paranoid (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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