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About Shalalalalala : Bad stuff tends to happen to me.

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Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62904) - you deserved it (3487)

On 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by lm (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, the man I was going to dinner with got me the most expensive necklace. We got to the table he had reserved when his friend comes and sits with us. Somehow the subject of getting it on comes up. My date then says "expensive jewelry - one way ticket to her pants". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49666) - you deserved it (6107)

On 05/18/2009 at 12:46pm - love - by Anonymous - Egypt (Al Qahirah)



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