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Shafreeka
  • Town/Country : Bridgeport, United States Of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 April 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 483
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4875) - you deserved it (2628)

On 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25332) - you deserved it (3821)

On 12/16/2011 at 9:29pm - kids - by DocBastard - Reserved



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