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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 January 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 706
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Shae22fml : i have a fucked up life!

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Today... after waiting a couple weeks... I finally slept with this guy I really like. It went like this: 1 Mississippi... 2 Mississippi... 3 Mississippi... done. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20667) - you deserved it (4268)

On 10/26/2009 at 2:15am - intimacy - by kl (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today... mah girlfriend was getting up to leave and I... trying to be romantic... got up behind her and tried to swing her back down onto the bed and kiss her simultaneously... misjudged the distance and threw her into the wall... her head then bounced off the wall and into mah forehead... spraining her nose.

#5394523
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I agree, your life sucks (8883) - you deserved it (22109)

On 09/21/2009 at 3:08pm - intimacy - by dontpanic (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Todayhile My Grlfriend And I Were Getting It On , She Suddenly Stopped And Yelled ( STOP! ). I Stopped , Scared I'd Hurt Her. She Then Yelled ( HAMMER TIME! ) And Started To Dance. We Never Finished. FML

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On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

my boyfriend cummed in mah room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to putted his basilisk into mah chamber of secrets. And yes, that was mah frst time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34836) - you deserved it (7623)

On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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