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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 April 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 807
  • Number of comments : 168
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Shadowvoid : About me: Ask if you wanna know.

There is a squirrel on my head.
Some call me Mitchell, others call me their worst nightmare.

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Shadowvoid's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53026) - you deserved it (6397)

On 07/27/2014 at 1:12pm - love - by fingwhore (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers can easily get dates and find love by simply existing. I'm a "girl gamer" who hasn't even found a date, let alone love. I've been looking since I was sixteen. I'm now 27. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44779) - you deserved it (7055)

On 06/18/2014 at 12:48pm - love - by AgentRarity (woman) -

Today, I decided to tell my family, including my husband, that I'm pregnant. Their reaction was basically a "meh" before returning to watching the World Cup. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45516) - you deserved it (8971)

On 06/16/2014 at 2:50pm - misc - by FMeeee (woman) - Portugal (Aveiro)

Today, at work, a lady approached me asking if I'd found a used cloth diaper on a table, and I told her it was probably in the trash. She said "That's okay, I can wash it." So I searched through several bags of trash, and when I couldn't find it, she said "Oh never mind! It's in my bag." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39775) - you deserved it (4205)

On 06/01/2014 at 12:13am - work - by cootiequeen (woman) - United States

Today, I learned that my daughter was looking for love in all the wrong places, specifically the county jail. FML

Today, I was chewed out by a lady who claimed the laptop she bought wouldn't turn on, and that she wanted a refund. She yelled and shoved the laptop at me, not even listening when I told her I didn't even work at that store. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49697) - you deserved it (3887)

On 05/18/2014 at 10:14am - misc - by lemongrab (woman) - Canada

Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML


I agree, your life sucks (79594) - you deserved it (4089)

On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

Today, a one-eyed drunken homeless man followed me around the store I work at, screaming at me because I turned down his sexual advances. My managers and coworkers wouldn't kick him out because they thought it was funny. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24045) - you deserved it (1748)

On 10/16/2012 at 12:48am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22861) - you deserved it (2768)

On 10/04/2012 at 3:13am - love - by DCarreon (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23568) - you deserved it (2219)

On 10/03/2012 at 6:03pm - misc - by its just twister (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31470) - you deserved it (4998)

On 09/30/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was waiting for my wife in a mall when some kids came and sat near me, wearing band t-shirts. I recognized some, as I was into The Smiths and Black Flag in my youth. I tried to strike up a music-fan chat with them. "Fuck off, grandad" and "Ew, pedo" is all I got in return. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22914) - you deserved it (4130)

On 09/25/2012 at 7:54am - kids - by HenryRollinsForPresident (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34773) - you deserved it (9626)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I filled out an application at WalMart after being unable to find a job in three months. I just graduated from law school. With honors. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48195) - you deserved it (4517)

On 09/11/2009 at 8:10pm - work - by Thistle (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend told me was "hot". I wore it to a baseball game tonight. When it got cold I put the hood over my head, only to hear everyone behind me laugh. The back of the hood said "Boy crazy". It was a teen girls sweatshirt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17694) - you deserved it (64289)

On 04/14/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by khood (man) - United States

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