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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1150
  • Number of comments : 184
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Shadowvoid : About me: Ask if you wanna know.
I'm silly.
There is a squirrel on my head. The fork is not in my nose. I am an actual ninja turtle.
Some call me Mitchell, others call me their worst nightmare. I like rock music and certain metal. Whoever put the "fun" in "funeral" must have been a real asshole.
If this message system is too slow, kik: shadowvoid

My comments are either a joke or another joke, do not take them too seriously.

Quote of the Month: "I ain't yer Pa" -Pa

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And remember: "Jeebus lobes you"

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Shadowvoid's favorite FMLs

Today, my new friend tried to introduce me to "American Culture," as I am new to the city. He explained what a hamburger is and how it differs from the Asian food I was used to eating. I moved from Seattle and have worked at Burger King. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33403) - you deserved it (2657)

On 12/14/2014 at 10:30pm - misc - by AsianSensation (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I frantically told my parents that my bank account had no money. Turns out, they took the $1,600 I had saved up from a summer job and invested it in penny-stocks. I was grounded because they were "doing it for the family," and I'm being selfish. They also had lost it all in a matter of days. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38768) - you deserved it (2399)

On 11/26/2014 at 9:13am - money - by poor man - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42820) - you deserved it (4327)

On 11/12/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by honey, no boo-boo (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend was giving me a back massage while I was laying on my stomach. A few minutes into it, he stopped. I turned around to see why; he was taking a picture of my butt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29373) - you deserved it (6460)

On 11/02/2014 at 12:51am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29498) - you deserved it (2187)

On 10/28/2014 at 5:58pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54437) - you deserved it (6572)

On 07/27/2014 at 1:12pm - love - by fingwhore (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers can easily get dates and find love by simply existing. I'm a "girl gamer" who hasn't even found a date, let alone love. I've been looking since I was sixteen. I'm now 27. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44920) - you deserved it (7068)

On 06/18/2014 at 12:48pm - love - by AgentRarity (woman) -

Today, I decided to tell my family, including my husband, that I'm pregnant. Their reaction was basically a "meh" before returning to watching the World Cup. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45642) - you deserved it (8985)

On 06/16/2014 at 2:50pm - misc - by FMeeee (woman) - Portugal (Aveiro)

Today, at work, a lady approached me asking if I'd found a used cloth diaper on a table, and I told her it was probably in the trash. She said "That's okay, I can wash it." So I searched through several bags of trash, and when I couldn't find it, she said "Oh never mind! It's in my bag." FML


I agree, your life sucks (40580) - you deserved it (4276)

On 06/01/2014 at 12:13am - work - by cootiequeen (woman) - United States

Today, I learned that my daughter was looking for love in all the wrong places, specifically the county jail. FML

Today, I was chewed out by a lady who claimed the laptop she bought wouldn't turn on, and that she wanted a refund. She yelled and shoved the laptop at me, not even listening when I told her I didn't even work at that store. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49790) - you deserved it (3894)

On 05/18/2014 at 10:14am - misc - by lemongrab (woman) - Canada

Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML


I agree, your life sucks (82317) - you deserved it (4293)

On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

Today, a one-eyed drunken homeless man followed me around the store I work at, screaming at me because I turned down his sexual advances. My managers and coworkers wouldn't kick him out because they thought it was funny. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24161) - you deserved it (1754)

On 10/16/2012 at 12:48am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22990) - you deserved it (2778)

On 10/04/2012 at 3:13am - love - by DCarreon (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23688) - you deserved it (2227)

On 10/03/2012 at 6:03pm - misc - by its just twister (man) - United States (California)

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