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ShadowvoidShadowvoid
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 924
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Shadowvoid : About me: Ask if you wanna know.

There is a squirrel on my head. The fork is not in my nose.
Some call me Mitchell, others call me their worst nightmare. I like rock music and certain metal.

My comments are either a joke or another joke, do not take them too seriously.

Quote of the Month: "I ain't yer Pa" -Pa

Message me as well, I look forward to reading them.
And remember: "Jeebus lobes you"

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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I agree, their lives suck

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Shadowvoid's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML

#21297687
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39546) - you deserved it (4190)

On 11/12/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by honey, no boo-boo (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend was giving me a back massage while I was laying on my stomach. A few minutes into it, he stopped. I turned around to see why; he was taking a picture of my butt. FML

#21290182
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29124) - you deserved it (6423)

On 11/02/2014 at 12:51am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML

#21287120
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29393) - you deserved it (2180)

On 10/28/2014 at 5:58pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

#21222062
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53080) - you deserved it (6403)

On 07/27/2014 at 1:12pm - love - by fingwhore (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers can easily get dates and find love by simply existing. I'm a "girl gamer" who hasn't even found a date, let alone love. I've been looking since I was sixteen. I'm now 27. FML

#21179364
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44824) - you deserved it (7062)

On 06/18/2014 at 12:48pm - love - by AgentRarity (woman) -

Today, I decided to tell my family, including my husband, that I'm pregnant. Their reaction was basically a "meh" before returning to watching the World Cup. FML

#21176835
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45549) - you deserved it (8974)

On 06/16/2014 at 2:50pm - misc - by FMeeee (woman) - Portugal (Aveiro)

Today, at work, a lady approached me asking if I'd found a used cloth diaper on a table, and I told her it was probably in the trash. She said "That's okay, I can wash it." So I searched through several bags of trash, and when I couldn't find it, she said "Oh never mind! It's in my bag." FML

#21158865
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40513) - you deserved it (4271)

On 06/01/2014 at 12:13am - work - by cootiequeen (woman) - United States

Today, I learned that my daughter was looking for love in all the wrong places, specifically the county jail. FML

Today, I was chewed out by a lady who claimed the laptop she bought wouldn't turn on, and that she wanted a refund. She yelled and shoved the laptop at me, not even listening when I told her I didn't even work at that store. FML

#21143801
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49718) - you deserved it (3887)

On 05/18/2014 at 10:14am - misc - by lemongrab (woman) - Canada

Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML

#20617044
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79678) - you deserved it (4092)

On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

Today, a one-eyed drunken homeless man followed me around the store I work at, screaming at me because I turned down his sexual advances. My managers and coworkers wouldn't kick him out because they thought it was funny. FML

#20119087
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24069) - you deserved it (1750)

On 10/16/2012 at 12:48am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML

#20101015
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22891) - you deserved it (2769)

On 10/04/2012 at 3:13am - love - by DCarreon (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML

#20100263
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23591) - you deserved it (2223)

On 10/03/2012 at 6:03pm - misc - by its just twister (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML

#20095626
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31506) - you deserved it (5004)

On 09/30/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was waiting for my wife in a mall when some kids came and sat near me, wearing band t-shirts. I recognized some, as I was into The Smiths and Black Flag in my youth. I tried to strike up a music-fan chat with them. "Fuck off, grandad" and "Ew, pedo" is all I got in return. FML

#20087854
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22950) - you deserved it (4131)

On 09/25/2012 at 7:54am - kids - by HenryRollinsForPresident (man) - United States (Oklahoma)



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