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Shadowsofthedead

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Shadowsofthedead

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 163
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Shadowsofthedead : As interesting as I'm sure my life would be to you, I don't really wanna talk about it, so there.

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Shadowsofthedead's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked a student to an office on the other side of the school. I'm the kind of person who would rather make conversation than endure awkward silence, so I tried to talk to him. He just stared intently at my chest the whole time. FML

Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49581) - you deserved it (4485)

On 01/13/2014 at 3:35pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7870) - you deserved it (25323)

On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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