Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

ShadowlessSpear

Offline (6 hours ago) | Search for a member

ShadowlessSpear

6Liked!

ShadowlessSpear
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 April 1969 (45 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 538
  • Number of comments : 186
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ShadowlessSpear : I see you peepin'

ShadowlessSpear's page activity

Visits<b>clairesucks</b> - 9 hours ago<b>stuckintime</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 9:23pm<b>sarah2453</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 9:18am<b>BMF96</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 10:08am<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 1:14am<b>norse21</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 9:32pm<b>groovy579</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 5:40am<b>deusetnatura</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 5:11pm<b>7382929</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 12:20am<b>schalk</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 6:41pm<b>MARGIE9</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 7:10pm<b>yawa</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 3:04pm<b>JamieLT</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 1:52am<b>triplebeerox</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 8:26pm<b>KazuTrumpet1512</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 5:02am<b>db32</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 1:26am<b>iPixiee</b> - the 01/05/2015 at 7:28pm<b>lilblondies23</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 5:20pm

Liked!<b>alexSOoliver</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 11:57pm<b>Dean_N</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 7:28am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 4:43am<b>jjensen464</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 4:37am<b>calvo_07</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 8:59pm<b>llamarrama01</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 1:06am

ShadowlessSpear's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of ShadowlessSpear's badges

ShadowlessSpear's favorite FMLs

Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticed he had whipped his penis out and was stroking it. He then asked me if I liked what I saw. FML

#21362166
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30227) - you deserved it (2413)

On 02/23/2015 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by sammy18f (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML

#21347895
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31203) - you deserved it (2288)

On 02/01/2015 at 6:10pm - health - by grossedout - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that every single picture that I have ever sent to my boyfriend, his father has also received. Every. Single. One. FML

#21337935
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23790) - you deserved it (25931)

On 01/15/2015 at 10:43pm - love - by everysingleone - United States

Today, I watched from my office window as a couple maneuvered their car to squash a dead pigeon flat on the road. I then watched as they got out of the car, set up tripods and started taking photos of it. FML

Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words "Lisa, will you..." then abruptly shat my pants. FML

#21271177
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42687) - you deserved it (5147)

On 10/05/2014 at 11:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML

#21266998
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40058) - you deserved it (5619)

On 09/28/2014 at 1:12pm - love - by jquaw - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my college did a fire drill, and instructions were given by intercom in English and Spanish. The guy beside me mused: "If they say it in English and Mexican, why not say it in Black too?" That guy is my idiot brother, and he was dead serious. Sometimes I think our parents are related. FML

#21257016
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35372) - you deserved it (2933)

On 09/12/2014 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw my teacher using her phone in the middle of class, so to joke around with her, seeing as we're on pretty good terms, I said: "Using your phone in class? For shame." She looks me in the eyes and says, "Would it be ok if I told you I'm arranging my father's funeral?" FML

#21256116
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43828) - you deserved it (16358)

On 09/11/2014 at 2:33am - misc - by lolwut - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was called in over speakers at the airport. The man who was speaking clearly and nearly burst out laughing when he said my name. Soon, a few people around also snickered when they heard it. I had to wait five minutes before I could casually stand up. My last name is Bastard. FML

#21248318
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41420) - you deserved it (3220)

On 08/30/2014 at 4:35am - misc - by poorbastard (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my parents sat me down and told me that I'm adopted. I took it in stride, and reassured them that as far as I'm concerned, they're my true parents. That annoyed them. Apparently the whole thing was a prank for a YouTube video, which I ruined by not crying or freaking out. FML

#21247893
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45489) - you deserved it (2791)

On 08/29/2014 at 2:09pm - kids - by hannahka (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML

#21246585
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39005) - you deserved it (37887)

On 08/27/2014 at 5:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my mom I've been taking yoga lessons, and that it'd be cool if she took some with me. She immediately went on a rant, calling yoga "satanic" and accusing me of trying to get her into "devil worship". Well, that's the last time I try to patch our relationship up. FML

#21245163
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35170) - you deserved it (2832)

On 08/25/2014 at 4:14pm - misc - by fanaticalfuckspawn (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

#21245090
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38427) - you deserved it (14848)

On 08/25/2014 at 2:05pm - kids - by JackieD (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, like every day since I was born, my name is Yarenis, pronounced "ja-ra-nees. For some reason, everybody pronounce it "your anus". FML

#21003362
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39644) - you deserved it (5456)

On 12/24/2013 at 5:45am - misc - by yarenis - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

#20813339
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53622) - you deserved it (8520)

On 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)



FML's blog

  • FML's badges: pointless but essential!
  • If you're a regular on FML, it probably means that you're a member. Whatcha mean you're not a member? Right, for a start, run along and create yourself an account. Doing so will allow you to comment on…

Monday 23 February 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: