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ShadowlessSpear

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 April 1942 (72 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 163
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my college did a fire drill, and instructions were given by intercom in English and Spanish. The guy beside me mused: "If they say it in English and Mexican, why not say it in Black too?" That guy is my idiot brother, and he was dead serious. Sometimes I think our parents are related. FML

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On 09/12/2014 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw my teacher using her phone in the middle of class, so to joke around with her, seeing as we're on pretty good terms, I said: "Using your phone in class? For shame." She looks me in the eyes and says, "Would it be ok if I told you I'm arranging my father's funeral?" FML

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On 09/11/2014 at 2:33am - misc - by lolwut - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was called in over speakers at the airport. The man who was speaking clearly and nearly burst out laughing when he said my name. Soon, a few people around also snickered when they heard it. I had to wait five minutes before I could casually stand up. My last name is Bastard. FML

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On 08/30/2014 at 4:35am - misc - by poorbastard (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my parents sat me down and told me that I'm adopted. I took it in stride, and reassured them that as far as I'm concerned, they're my true parents. That annoyed them. Apparently the whole thing was a prank for a YouTube video, which I ruined by not crying or freaking out. FML

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On 08/29/2014 at 2:09pm - kids - by hannahka (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML

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110 comments

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On 08/27/2014 at 5:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my mom I've been taking yoga lessons, and that it'd be cool if she took some with me. She immediately went on a rant, calling yoga "satanic" and accusing me of trying to get her into "devil worship". Well, that's the last time I try to patch our relationship up. FML

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On 08/25/2014 at 4:14pm - misc - by fanaticalfuckspawn (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

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On 08/25/2014 at 2:05pm - kids - by JackieD (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

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On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)



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