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Shadowblocks

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  • Birth Date : Monday 18 October 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 197
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I started my job at a kids summer camp. The first little girl to arrive told me to close my eyes and open my hand because she had a "surprise" for me. Yep, a dead, decomposed sparrow covered in all sorts of bugs sure is a surprise. FML

#20718832
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41550) - you deserved it (5161)

On 06/11/2013 at 12:39am - kids - by sydneyp3435 - United States (Texas)

Today, after being a germaphobe for almost ten years and refusing to go out to restaurants because of it, I finally had the courage to face my fear, and went to dinner with my family. After three bites into my salad, I found a dead bug in it. FML

#20150517
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27660) - you deserved it (2862)

On 11/06/2012 at 1:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

#18933049
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28062) - you deserved it (2638)

On 01/28/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by messyvictor (man) - United States (California)

Today, while having a screaming argument with my son in our front yard, I suddenly realized we are "that white trash family" in the neighborhood. FML

#17611255
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9293) - you deserved it (36123)

On 08/29/2011 at 9:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch my neighbours have a screaming match in the middle of our street about which one of their brain-dead kids spray-painted "CUNT FLAPS" and a rudimentary knob on the communal garage door. FML

#17266152
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20591) - you deserved it (2641)

On 07/26/2011 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up finding out I had a wet dream last night. About someone other than my girlfriend. I don't remember anything about the dream, but my girlfriend remembers everything, aparently I talked through out my dream, she was right next to me listening. FML

#13309964
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29028) - you deserved it (5288)

On 10/03/2010 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a flat tire on the highway. If that wasn't bad enough I had no spare in the car. By the time I got a ride to get a new tire, someone was nice enough to fix my air conditioning for me. They smashed out my window to break in. The doors were not locked. FML

Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML

#10983443
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34989) - you deserved it (3092)

On 06/05/2010 at 6:36am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I ran into my ex's family, and found out they are going to Europe. Funnily enough, so am I. Even funnier is the fact that we are going on the same date, at the same time, on the same flights, and the tour starts on the same day in the same place. FML

#7810675
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34820) - you deserved it (3275)

On 02/02/2010 at 9:08am - misc - by jacques (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

#5839452
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33893) - you deserved it (4654)

On 10/15/2009 at 3:07am - love - by Achoo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML

#1775896
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30924) - you deserved it (78374)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by notsexy (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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