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Shadow_Phantom
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 April 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1439
  • Number of comments : 545
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Shadow_Phantom's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (14297) - you deserved it (29408)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

#17468167 (43)

I agree, your life sucks (12081) - you deserved it (2679)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I slipped on a plastic bag that my mom, the hoarder, was keeping on the stairs. I fell and sprained my ankle, getting rug burn in the process. Her response? Getting mad at me, putting the bag back on the stairs, then getting another to add to the pile. FML

#17465533 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (20115) - you deserved it (1521)

On 08/14/2011 at 12:36am - health - by MomLovesMeLessThanTrash - United States (California)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559 (409)

I agree, your life sucks (26023) - you deserved it (22960)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)