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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 400
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About ShadowWhovian : Sarcasm is a way of life. Accept it.

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Today, I was having a conversation with my girlfriend about having kids. We were outside a hotel in front of those rotating glass doors. One of my friends ran at me as a joke, screaming like a caveman. I freaked out in a high pitched squeal, and tried to run inside the hotel. I ran in the wrong way. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7673) - you deserved it (24456)

On 12/28/2009 at 12:08pm - misc - by Spac3Ghost (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10813) - you deserved it (54096)

On 10/29/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by TrueScotsman (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39925) - you deserved it (5082)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)

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