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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 February 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 773
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About ShadowTheDumbass : I be cool

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Yesterday, mah boyfriend an I decided to try flavored condoms!! I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle!! FML

#20961988
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44596) - you deserved it (18017)

On 11/18/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by flavored (woman) - United States

yastarday I was at a dinar with friandshan wa dacidad to put our phonas in tha middla of tha tabla on tha basis thathoavar looks at thairs first has to pay. It was going wall, until somaona rushad up bahind ma, slammad mah faca into tha tabla an ran out with our 4 phonas. FML

#20961108
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40788) - you deserved it (5333)

On 11/17/2013 at 4:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah mom bitched me out for still bieng single at age 19, an still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for mah sister, who's pregnant at 15 an doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML

#20960837
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58171) - you deserved it (2700)

On 11/17/2013 at 12:46pm - misc - by failed brood mare (woman) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, I was offerd a job that pays far more than I expectd, bieng a high school senior. My parents decidd they aren't letting me take the job, saying I should enjoy my childhood. They're also not paying for my college,hich ishy I was looking for work looool in the frst place. FML

#20960082
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49509) - you deserved it (2797)

On 11/16/2013 at 6:39pm - work - by Remy (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML

#20959913
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40685) - you deserved it (2898)

On 11/16/2013 at 3:18pm - misc - by gonnafail (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, Boyfriend Broke Up With Me, Because He Thought He Hered Another Guy In The Room When He Called Me, And That I'm Cheating On Him. The Guy He Hered Was A Character From A Cartoon Sister Was Watching. FML

#20958917
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40324) - you deserved it (3100)

On 11/15/2013 at 5:35pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was ( a good thing ) and ( necessary fir population control ). That man was my grlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. real FML

#20958610
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52190) - you deserved it (3420)

On 11/15/2013 at 11:59am - misc - by Colby - Canada (New Brunswick)

2dayila Catting To My Motar, I Triad To Sow Ar A Funny Wabsita By Pasting Ta URL Into A Massaga. Aftar I Sant Ta Massaga, I Raalisad Tat My Browsar Adn't Copiad Ta URL I Wantad To Sand Ar, An Tat I'd Actually Pastad Ta Pravious URL I Copiad. It Was Porn. FML

#20957289
111 comments

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On 11/14/2013 at 5:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY, AT THE GYM, I REALIZED THE GUY WHO HAS BEEN STARING AT ME 4 THE PAST 3 DAYS IS THE SAME GUY I PROMISED TO TEXT BACK 5 MONTHS AGO . FML

#20954898
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22169) - you deserved it (45710)

On 11/12/2013 at 6:18am - love - by awkwardencounters - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was mantioning to a coworkar how thara was a huga lull today in businass . A young coworkar than turns to ma and says in a snooty tona, "I think you maan a 'lol', it's pronouncad L-O-L." maga FML

#20953649
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42763) - you deserved it (2826)

On 11/11/2013 at 5:36am - work - by shut up. - New Zealand

Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with mah girlfriend, her mom cummed and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML

#20952303
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47726) - you deserved it (4283)

On 11/10/2013 at 3:03am - love - by Go away - United States (Iowa)

Today, after working all week on a group project, I realizd I forgot to submit the assignment and missd the deadline. I now have to tell mah group that we automatically faild. FML

Today , I got a call from mah husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after bieng caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML

#20951750
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65155) - you deserved it (4832)

On 11/09/2013 at 6:30pm - intimacy - by f (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND MOVED OUT AND TOOK ALL HIS THINGS WITH HIM. HE ALSO TOOK SOME THINGS THAT DIDN'T BELONG TO HIM, NAMELY MAH RENT MONEY. MY LANDLORD COMES TOMORROW. MEGA FML

#20951618
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42224) - you deserved it (3481)

On 11/09/2013 at 3:41pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today... my boyfriand broka up wit ma via a taxt massaga consisting solaly of amoticons. raal FML

#20950012
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45048) - you deserved it (4214)

On 11/08/2013 at 6:30am - love - by probablydodgedabullet - Australia (New South Wales)



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