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ShadowReiku

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 December 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1467
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 28 posted

About ShadowReiku : Your name is RACHAEL GREEN. You are TWENTY YEARS OLD.

You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for WRITING really terrible DARK CREATURE ROMANCE NOVELS, only without the GAY SPARKLING. You also enjoy making REALLY SHITTY LET'S PLAYS and putting them on YOUTUBE. You also enjoy participating in AWESOME ROLEPLAYS. Other INTERESTS include HOMESTUCK and various ANIMES. You also think that POKEMON is some pretty cool shit.

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ShadowReiku's favorite FMLs

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML

#20403784
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36358) - you deserved it (3475)

On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML

#20403784
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36358) - you deserved it (3475)

On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States

Today, one of the girls who has made it her job to ruin my life cornered me in the hallway at school. She tried to insult me, and for the first time in my life I had a scathing comeback. My elation quickly ended when she violently shoved my face into the water fountain. FML

Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML

#18918439
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25873) - you deserved it (4188)

On 01/26/2012 at 6:50pm - health - by Bailyboo (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

#18812835
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31882) - you deserved it (3392)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

#18464488
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7963) - you deserved it (71844)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found out that my German wasn't as great as I thought it was. Trying to give directions to some German tourists, I tried to say, "I hope I don't get you lost." Turns out I actually said something closer to, "I hope I don't seduce you." FML

#17388195
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23334) - you deserved it (5619)

On 08/06/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by lostforwords (woman) - Ireland (Tipperary)

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

#13728170
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27222) - you deserved it (4930)

On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was riding my bike and stopped at a street light. A little girl looked at me, then asked her mother, "Mommy, why does that girl have a ring through her nose?" Her mother then replied, "Because her parents don't love her." FML

#818828
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64536) - you deserved it (17699)

On 04/05/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML

#60508
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10126) - you deserved it (39208)

On 02/17/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by silkytaco - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
506 comments

I agree, your life sucks (236413) - you deserved it (82024)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

#3195
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18952) - you deserved it (2523)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)



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