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About ShadowReiku : Your name is RACHAEL GREEN. You are TWENTY-TWO YEARS OLD.
You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for WRITING really terrible DARK CREATURE ROMANCE NOVELS, only without the GAY SPARKLING. You also enjoy playing VIDEO GAMES, your current obsession being FALLOUT 4. You also enjoy participating in AWESOME ROLEPLAYS. Other INTERESTS include HOMESTUCK and various ANIMES. You also think that POKEMON is some pretty cool shit. You are a LESBIAN, and VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML
Today, my 4-year-old twin boys are fighting because they both want to watch the SAME show on Netflix. They don't want the other one to choose, because somehow that invalidates their own choice, even though they both get to watch what they want, which is "Barbie, life in the dream house". FML
Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML
Today, I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it, I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was, "I can't wait until it resembles a human being." FML
Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw my drunk dad chasing my uncle on a tractor while bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML
Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML
Friday 5 February 2016