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ShadowRadiance
  • Town/Country : London, Canada
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 February 1974 (39 years)
  • Number of visits : 4409
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Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

#4708
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On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I didn't answer my cell phone. My Mom freaked out when she could not get in touch. She called the police and I did not hear the doorbell because I was sleeping. The police broke my door down. FML

#2613
31 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 7:12am - misc - by Mudfence - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

#2298
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On 01/23/2009 at 7:33am - love - by josh - United States (Indiana)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
102 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I told my 10 year old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML

#1565
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On 01/18/2009 at 9:30am - kids - by NVP - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was hanging out with a couple of friends and one of them tells a funny story about how he filled a condom with syrup and put it in his friend's mouth while he was asleep. Me with my big mouth starts to say, "Condoms taste na--" and stopped myself as everyone started laughing at me. FML

#1302
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On 01/15/2009 at 7:39pm - misc - by jen - United States (Arkansas)

Today, a student of mine used the phrase "well, you know, like back in your day" about defining "going out". I'm only 24. FML

#1158
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On 01/14/2009 at 6:20pm - kids - by Old? - United States (Washington)

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

#1019
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On 01/13/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by carrie - Algeria



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