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ShadowLor

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 April 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1040
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ShadowLor : Stop for the titties, stay for the kitties.

Rejected by eHarmony. Building my cat collection. Heavily medicated. High functioning sociopath.

Lover of none, hater of all.

Cunning linguistics will get you nowhere, but, as always, feel free to guess.

I am the anti-you.

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ShadowLor's page activity

Visits<b>delichick</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 4:12am<b>iislix1ii</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 9:03pm<b>stuckintime</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 9:24pm<b>SympathyStandard</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 3:44pm<b>patwo8</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 10:57pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 10:06am<b>watermelon15</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 10:55am<b>fuckfuckityfuck</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 2:38pm<b>lukian</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 8:36pm<b>klutzyduck1</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 2:12pm<b>kmccain</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 1:48pm<b>toomanyidiots</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 12:31pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 10:34am<b>UnidentifiedFun</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 1:23am<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 7:47pm<b>junjunbun</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 1:56am<b>fuckshitasssauce</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 4:53pm<b>rjc490</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 1:52am

Fucked!<b>SympathyStandard</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 9:45pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 4:06pm<b>fuckfuckityfuck</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 8:38pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 9:26pm<b>junjunbun</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 11:39pm<b>iislix1ii</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 6:00pm<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 5:40pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 9:27pm<b>Exaspera</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 6:42am<b>DerpAngel</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 3:01am<b>earlytermination</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 5:41pm<b>AllyJo1231</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 3:39pm

ShadowLor's FML badges

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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ShadowLor's favorite FMLs

Today, after my second date with an otherwise charming guy, he called me a whore for turning him down for sex. Yeah, I'm trying to work out the logic of that too. FML

by Anonymous / 09/25/2015 at 10:36pm / Australia / Love

Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML

by Thai that on for size / 09/25/2015 at 3:56pm / New Zealand (Hawke's Bay) / Love

Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML

by anonymous / 08/28/2015 at 1:18pm / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML

by shandrith / 07/03/2009 at 10:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.