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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 April 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 836
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ShadowLor : I could be your Columbine,
Your tragedy of wicked times;
Your trick and treat,
Your honeycomb,
But I am just your stepping stone,

I'll be the one to write you into, and out of, the story, but, as always, feel free to guess.

ShadowLor's page activity

Visits<b>blackfire20</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 8:28pm<b>Brightbulb</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 3:19pm<b>Unused_Account13</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 12:24am<b>RoseCrystal</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 11:50am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 11:20am<b>Broadway_Vayne</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 8:55am<b>Abatu</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 5:02pm<b>BomberBuck</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 9:37am<b>ancr7512</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 6:29pm<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 5:03am<b>jrmertz00</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 10:07pm<b>Tigerjed</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 8:47pm<b>Cacksonic</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 9:50pm<b>Jae_Hellyun</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 9:35pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 10:08pm<b>Exaspera</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 12:42am<b>random_funnygirl</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 12:22am<b>boultzboi</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 5:06pm

Fucked!<b>buckdharma</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 9:27pm<b>Exaspera</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 6:42am<b>DerpAngel</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 3:01am<b>earlytermination</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 5:41pm<b>AllyJo1231</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 3:39pm

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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ShadowLor's favorite FMLs

Today, after my second date with an otherwise charming guy, he called me a whore for turning him down for sex. Yeah, I'm trying to work out the logic of that too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26290) - you deserved it (1646)

On 09/25/2015 at 10:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24015) - you deserved it (2371)

On 09/25/2015 at 3:56pm - love - by Thai that on for size (woman) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18290) - you deserved it (3547)

On 08/28/2015 at 1:18pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

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