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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 April 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 840
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ShadowLor : I could be your Columbine,
Your tragedy of wicked times;
Your trick and treat,
Your honeycomb,
But I am just your stepping stone,

I'll be the one to write you into, and out of, the story, but, as always, feel free to guess.

ShadowLor's page activity

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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ShadowLor's favorite FMLs

Today, after my second date with an otherwise charming guy, he called me a whore for turning him down for sex. Yeah, I'm trying to work out the logic of that too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26301) - you deserved it (1646)

On 09/25/2015 at 10:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24022) - you deserved it (2372)

On 09/25/2015 at 3:56pm - love - by Thai that on for size (woman) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18295) - you deserved it (3547)

On 08/28/2015 at 1:18pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

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  • Here we are in November! Winter is here, for most of us, it's dark, grey and depressing and if you're the kind of person who watches network news 24/7, you're probably going to need some cheering up.…

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