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ShadowLor

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ShadowLor

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 April 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 900
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ShadowLor : Stop for the titties, stay for the kitties.

Rejected by eHarmony. Building my cat collection. Heavily medicated. High functioning sociopath.

Lover of none, hater of all.

Cunning linguistics will get you nowhere, but, as always, feel free to guess.

I am the anti-you.

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ShadowLor's page activity

Visits<b>battousai1995</b> - yesterday at 9:32pm<b>patwo8</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 10:57pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 10:06am<b>watermelon15</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 10:55am<b>iislix1ii</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 10:18am<b>fuckfuckityfuck</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 2:38pm<b>lukian</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 8:36pm<b>klutzyduck1</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 2:12pm<b>kmccain</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 1:48pm<b>toomanyidiots</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 12:31pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 10:34am<b>UnidentifiedFun</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 1:23am<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 7:47pm<b>junjunbun</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 1:56am<b>fuckshitasssauce</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 4:53pm<b>rjc490</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 1:52am<b>ironhead</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 7:32pm<b>samrompain</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 8:54pm

Fucked!<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 4:06pm<b>fuckfuckityfuck</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 8:38pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 9:26pm<b>junjunbun</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 11:39pm<b>iislix1ii</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 6:00pm<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 5:40pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 9:27pm<b>Exaspera</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 6:42am<b>DerpAngel</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 3:01am<b>earlytermination</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 5:41pm<b>AllyJo1231</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 3:39pm

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Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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ShadowLor's favorite FMLs

Today, after my second date with an otherwise charming guy, he called me a whore for turning him down for sex. Yeah, I'm trying to work out the logic of that too. FML

#21472744
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26794) - you deserved it (1677)

On 09/25/2015 at 10:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML

#21472629
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24519) - you deserved it (2428)

On 09/25/2015 at 3:56pm - love - by Thai that on for size (woman) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML

#21461710
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18703) - you deserved it (3612)

On 08/28/2015 at 1:18pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)



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