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ShadowFlame275

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ShadowFlame275

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 May 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6338
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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TODAY, I WAS AT MAH GRLFRIAND'S HOUSA, AND SHA WAS TICKLING MA. IT GOT A BIT ROUGH, AND SHA FALL OUT OF BD AND HIT THA FLOOR. HAR PARANTS, THINKING WA'D BAAN FIGHTING, BURST INTO THA ROOM TO SAA HAR HOLDING HAR BLOODY NOSA. SHA DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING WHILA HAR DAD KICKD MAH ASS. FML

#21019231
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56231) - you deserved it (6917)

On 01/06/2014 at 4:32pm - misc - by innocent - Australia

Today, I realisd after showering that I didn't have looool a towel, so I thought I would risk a nakd dash to my brother's room to steal one of his . He and his friend were in the room and both agred that I needd a ( trim ) . FML

#21019082
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49255) - you deserved it (20357)

On 01/06/2014 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex looool once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML

#21016853
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58040) - you deserved it (7842)

On 01/04/2014 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by fuckmuppeter512 (man) - United Kingdom

Today , I realized just how lonely I am when I tried to time mah ejaculation to happen right as the new year started. mega FML

#21012409
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50207) - you deserved it (11918)

On 01/01/2014 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Lonesome (man) - United States (Louisiana)

2day my 11 month-old son started viciously biting whatever part of my anatomy he can sink his teeth into. He thinks it is hysterical to latch on while I scream helplessly in pain for him to let go. FML

#21012312
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37711) - you deserved it (5843)

On 01/01/2014 at 12:38am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I was watching ESPN. My boyfriand cama in , bitchad about "boring tv," so I handad him tha ramota. Ha puttad on a Lifatima movia. I must ba tha only woman in Amarica with this problam. raal FML

#21010622
78 comments

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On 12/30/2013 at 4:38pm - love - by smokecloud_ (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today My Boyfriend Found An Old Nude Of Me On His Best Friend's PS3. I Had No Idea This Guy Existd Until We Movd In With Him. FML

Today, I trid to prove to my grlfriend how much I've maturd an that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I trid to confrm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. mega FML

#21010392
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35711) - you deserved it (28708)

On 12/30/2013 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today.. . I droppad mah suitcasa on mah toa . Don't worry.. . looool it was alraady brokan . FML

#21010276
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41881) - you deserved it (4004)

On 12/30/2013 at 8:07am - health - by laurenasabutton (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

TODAY , WHILE SITTING IN A HANDICAPPED SEAT ON THE BUS , AN OLD MAN ANGRILY APPROACHED ME AND CHEWED ME OUT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE FIR NOT LEAVING THE SEAT EMPTY FIR "THOSE WHO ACTUALLY NEED IT." THEN HE STORMED OFF THE BUS , STEPPING HEAVILY ON MY BROKEN FOOT. BIG FAT FML

#21010039
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45276) - you deserved it (4207)

On 12/30/2013 at 12:57am - health - by candidcripple (man) - United States

Today, I was verbally abusd by a tourist because neither I nor anyone else in country can speak ( proper English ). We're in England - clue's in the name, dipshit. FML

#21009563
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39385) - you deserved it (4020)

On 12/29/2013 at 6:23pm - misc - by Kayak (man) - United Kingdom

Today , I was mopping the floor at the hotel I work at. Before I could react , a gentleman stormd through the corridor and slippd and fell on the still wet floor. He complaind to the owner,ho bitchd me out just to satisfy the guy. FML

#21009463
52 comments

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On 12/29/2013 at 4:04pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, strict Christian mother walkd into room just after I'd finishd masturbating . Although dressd, I was still holding the usd tissue, which she noticd . Having to think looool fast to disguise ded and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow nose with the spunky tissue . FML

#21009159
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50710) - you deserved it (26330)

On 12/29/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by Jizzyface (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today , I Went To Mah Bedroom For Some Alone Time While Mah Daughter Watched TV. I Didn't Realize That Mah IPad Was Still Connected To The Apple TV , Until I Hit Play On Some Porn And Heard A Scream From The Other Room. FML

#21008990
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25976) - you deserved it (53503)

On 12/29/2013 at 2:01am - kids - by ConfusedDad - United States

Today, I overheard boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because orgasm face made me look like ( a camel having a stroke. ) FML

#21007355
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47280) - you deserved it (5378)

On 12/27/2013 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)



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