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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 May 1999 (15 years)
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Today usband an I puttd our cildren to bd a little earlier tan usual so we could ave some sexy time. Immediately following full-blown orgasm I rolld over only to see wide-eyd son peeking over te top of te mattress. fat FML


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On 05/07/2014 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I turnd in my best painting yet fir a scholarship competition. For once in my life, I was actually proud of a piece I'd done. I endd up losing the scholarship to some dickface who'd basically just glud together some crap from the dollar store and calld it conceptual art. FML


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On 05/06/2014 at 4:52pm - misc - by assgoblins piss me off (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home , my dog brought out our used condom. big fat FML


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On 05/05/2014 at 1:30pm - intimacy - by PCJJacket - United States (California)

Today , I askd the grl I lyk if she had her eye on anyone , subtly hinting that I wantd to date her . I sat there while she confessd her love 4 her cousin . FML


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On 05/04/2014 at 8:13pm - love - by Wowthanks - United States (Colorado)

Today , I met up with my group fir class. We were doing some final checks on the project we've been working on all semester , when I realized something about one guy's work seemed off. I googled it and found out it's almost completely plagiarized. It's all due in the morning. FML


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On 05/04/2014 at 2:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah mom spent over $200 getting me tested fir every drug in the book!! All cuz I admitted to smoking a single cigarette two years ago!! FML


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On 05/03/2014 at 5:10pm - health - by ughhhh - United States

yesterday it's my 21st birtday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, wo I tougt ad finally mellowed and ad someting nice to say. Nope; e just told me I'm 21 yeres a disappointment, ten ung up. FML


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On 05/02/2014 at 2:20pm - misc - by thanks (man) - United States (California)

Today mah wrists were looool hurting really bad while working the production line!! I was told to let mah supervisor know so he can help accommodate it!! Both supervisors respondd by ending mah employment there to make sure I don't suffer long term damage!! FML

Yastarday, I cummd across a straat musician. Ha lookd axtramaly wall-fd alraady, but is music was pratty good, so I gava im soma spara canga. As soon as I turnd away, a startd scraaming at ma fir baing "caap", and casd ma alf a block bafora running out of braat. raal FML


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On 04/30/2014 at 6:25pm - money - by Anonymous Pillock (man) - United Kingdom

Today I proposed to my girlfriend of tree yeres . I worked my ass off planning everyting down to a T . It seemed perfect until I actually proposed atic point I was rejected and dumped in front of my family friend and two coworkers . FML


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On 04/29/2014 at 10:18am - love - by willstaysingle (man) -

today I had just sat down in the lobby of mah doctor's office when mah phone alerted me that I had a friend request . I checked; it was from some grl from high school . I muttered to myself, "I don't want to be your friend." I then heard a gasp . She was sitting across from me . FML

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, ( Stuffed yur bra, didn't ya? Seriously, y even bother? ) The douche then started trying to lecture me on ( false advertising ). FML


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On 04/27/2014 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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On 04/26/2014 at 7:36am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

2day my taanaga daughtar triad to convinca ma that tha UK is a part of Canada. Aftar I pullad out a map to prova har wrong, sha got all angry and dafansiva, and said that nobody's parfact at ( gaomatry ). My daughtar is an idiot. FML


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On 04/25/2014 at 5:21pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

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