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  • Town/Country : United States of America.
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 March 1997 (17 years)
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Today, my 55 year-old mother faked a pregnancy because she was jealous of all the attention I've been getting since I had my twin boys. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42977) - you deserved it (2429)

On 05/14/2013 at 5:35pm - misc - by for the love of god (woman) - United States

Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML

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On 04/08/2013 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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