Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

ShadowAirplane

Search for a member

ShadowAirplane

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 March 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 194
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

ShadowAirplane's page activity

Visits<b>rogwest</b> - the 07/18/2013 at 5:29pm<b>Faith13</b> - the 07/18/2013 at 1:18am<b>carroliinneee</b> - the 05/31/2013 at 12:07pm<b>hayyyyleyyyybaby</b> - the 05/29/2013 at 9:24pm<b>SadderGirl01</b> - the 05/29/2013 at 8:54pm

ShadowAirplane's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of ShadowAirplane's badges

ShadowAirplane's favorite FMLs

Today, my 55 year-old mother faked a pregnancy because she was jealous of all the attention I've been getting since I had my twin boys. FML

#20663345
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45370) - you deserved it (2601)

On 05/14/2013 at 5:35pm - misc - by for the love of god (woman) - United States

Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML

#20581005
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40319) - you deserved it (2128)

On 04/08/2013 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (Ohio)



FML's blog

  • Freaks's Illustrated FML
  • What's going on? Something weird is going on. I can feel it in my bones. Can't you? People are acting weird, as if they're short-fused all of a sudden. There's definitely…

Friday 1 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: