About Shadow2193 : I play xbox. I have tourettes. i say something that offends anyone, i don't really care. bye now
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by Anonymous / 08/12/2011 at 6:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 2:12am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Love
Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML
by misty_love / 03/10/2010 at 3:09am / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
by S.Bunny / 01/22/2010 at 3:14am / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My first reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look like I was cleaning it. My neighbor came over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML
by obsessed / 11/27/2009 at 12:12am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
by Idiots / 09/05/2009 at 4:54pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was late to work and couldn't get my gas tank open. Panicking, I asked the only person around to help me who happened to be a very large man. He was able to open it for me and seemed really nice. That is until he pulled out a knife and robbed me. FML
by unfortunate / 06/09/2009 at 7:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by OUCH / 05/19/2009 at 1:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by yum. / 04/10/2009 at 5:39pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" FML
by Noname / 02/19/2009 at 11:24am / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML
by Cùchulainn / 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm / Love