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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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Shadow1368's favorite FMLs
Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML
by becca / 08/21/2010 at 12:04am / United States (Florida) / Transportation
by anonymous / 08/12/2010 at 12:31am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Our Talisman / 08/01/2010 at 3:41pm / Transportation
by lonely / 08/01/2010 at 12:10am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
Today, I was woken up because the police were pounding on my door, and saying I am under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs then plant them on my front lawn. FML
by Busted / 07/26/2010 at 8:26am / South Africa / Miscellaneous
Today, I was so bored at a family gathering that I pretended to be busy texting the whole time. I don't know what's worse, that I'm not close to anyone in my family, or that I have no one close enough to text to about such things. FML
by hello / 07/10/2010 at 8:57pm / Jordan (Amman Governorate) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/15/2010 at 9:27pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/15/2010 at 3:31pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML
by kingwalrus / 06/12/2010 at 2:55pm / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/03/2010 at 8:23am / United Kingdom / Love
by GrandmaShakers / 06/02/2010 at 7:00pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by misTreated / 05/30/2010 at 12:01am / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
by fmlpanda / 05/29/2010 at 12:14am / United States (Florida) / Health
- Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, at lunch, my seven-year-old daughter and I had a chat. I asked her if she had a sweetheart.…