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Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26404) - you deserved it (2400)
On 08/12/2010 at 12:31am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6408) - you deserved it (55753)
On 08/01/2010 at 3:41pm - misc - by Our Talisman - Sent from mobile version
Today, my dad brought me home after I was in the hospital for a week. He gets me to my room, hands me a glass of water and some granola bars, then leaves me on my own so he can go play golf. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20105) - you deserved it (2577)
On 08/01/2010 at 12:10am - health - by lonely (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I was woken up because the police were pounding on my door, and saying I am under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs then plant them on my front lawn. FML
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On 07/26/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by Busted (man) - South Africa
Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26255) - you deserved it (2114)
On 07/24/2010 at 7:21pm - love - by ghostyyy - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was so bored at a family gathering that I pretended to be busy texting the whole time. I don't know what's worse, that I'm not close to anyone in my family, or that I have no one close enough to text to about such things. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23304) - you deserved it (6307)
On 07/10/2010 at 8:57pm - misc - by hello - Jordan (Amman Governorate)
Today, I found out my 19 year old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year old guy who cleans our pool. FML
I agree, your life sucks (49598) - you deserved it (5474)
On 06/15/2010 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21417) - you deserved it (15229)
On 06/15/2010 at 3:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27731) - you deserved it (6870)
On 06/12/2010 at 2:55pm - kids - by kingwalrus - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)
Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23823) - you deserved it (4740)
On 06/03/2010 at 8:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, my grandmother bought a Shakeweight, an exercise tool which, basically, simulates a hand-job to tone arm fat. I get to watch my Grandmother do this motion for 6 minutes every day. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30114) - you deserved it (4121)
On 06/02/2010 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by GrandmaShakers (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was spelling T-R-E-A-T to my fiancé so that the dog wouldn't understand what I was talking about. Turns out, neither could my fiancé. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21951) - you deserved it (3773)
On 05/30/2010 at 12:01am - animals - by misTreated (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27690) - you deserved it (5663)
On 05/29/2010 at 12:14am - health - by fmlpanda (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I learned two important facts: #1 A grown man can, in fact, get beaten up by a teenage girl, and #2 If someone is convinced you are someone else, there is no telling them otherwise. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22330) - you deserved it (3322)
On 05/21/2010 at 1:04am - health - by mrmidi - United States (Oregon)
Today, I learned two important facts: #1 A grown man can, in fact, get beaten up by a teenage girl, and #2 If someone is convinced you are someone else, there is no telling them otherwise. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22330) - you deserved it (3322)
On 05/21/2010 at 1:04am - health - by mrmidi - United States (Oregon)
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