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Today, trying to be cute, I told my soon-to-be husband he was the ying to my yang. He responded with "Baby, you're the Monica Lewinsky to my Bill Clinton." FML
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On 11/08/2010 at 4:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
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On 11/05/2010 at 7:14pm - misc - by nolife (woman) - United States (California)
Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost. He was 14. I'm the 23 year old security guard. FML
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On 10/31/2010 at 12:06am - work - by Disappointed - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, after discussing the side-effects of an insomnia aid, my doctor said that making a choice was naturally a difficult one, and that he would only prescribe it to me once I'd had "a good, long sleep on it". He then laughed out loud and called in the next patient. FML
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On 10/27/2010 at 5:58pm - misc - by royalscenery (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, for the second time in 5 months I was recognized for my hard work, sincerity and all the adjectives that they use to describe good employees. What was my reward? A piece of chocolate. FML
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On 10/20/2010 at 10:33am - work - by rewarded (man) - India (Delhi)
Today, a guy asked for my number. He used the rather annoying "You know, this iPhone has everything... but you know the only thing that's missing is your number." I might have given it to him, if he did have the iPhone, not the makeshift box of Mini Wheat Thins he had in his hand. FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 2:02pm - health - by bjevilcat2 - United States
Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML
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On 10/17/2010 at 12:52pm - kids - by Lauren Smith - United States (California)
Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to "just got released from hospital with Baby Lily", as I'd had a baby earlier this week. My sister set hers to "menstrual blood smells like shrimp". Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML
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On 10/16/2010 at 8:31am - love - by married - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML
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On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
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On 10/12/2010 at 10:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was at Barnes and Noble with my dad, where he refused to buy me a book because I "already read too much." FML
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On 10/07/2010 at 9:57pm - misc - by hfksorws - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
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On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my mum suggested that I should take self-defense lessons just in case I ever get attacked. Jokingly, I said, "As long as I walk under street lamps, no one is going to touch me." She replied, "Well, you never know, they might mistake you for someone good looking." FML
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On 09/28/2010 at 12:16pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
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