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Shadow1368's favorite FMLs
Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML
by Anonymous / 02/27/2011 at 12:07am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by hopeless / 02/26/2011 at 1:49am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was invited to a counseling group for people with emotional problems. I brought the permission slip home for my mom to sign, only for her to accuse me of being a hypochondriacal, lazy, selfish bitch. And my friends wonder why I have problems. FML
by PissedAtLife / 02/23/2011 at 3:37pm / United States (Connecticut) / Health
by ihavenothing / 02/18/2011 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by ouch / 02/09/2011 at 1:02pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. FML
by Anonymous / 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
by Username / 01/29/2011 at 12:15am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was given the ultimate ultimatum: either I suffer excruciating stomach pains and remain a hostage to the porcelain whirlpool goddess, or I stop taking pain medication and face the wrath of a raging infection in my jaw. FML
by Damn.... / 01/28/2011 at 2:26pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
by duckthehack / 01/28/2011 at 9:25am / Poland (Wielkopolskie) / Kids
by Randall / 01/25/2011 at 2:28am / United States (California) / Health
Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm / Belgium / Miscellaneous
Today, I came to the conclusion that you should always tell the truth. While I was busy reassuring her that the condom didn't break, she was telling me how it was okay because she was on the pill. According to the pregnancy test, we both lied. FML
by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 2:09am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/09/2011 at 12:26am / United States / Health
Today, after spotting my ex-boyfriend's truck in a desolate parking lot, I decided to "decorate" the muddy side of it with a rather large male appendage. After checking around me to make sure there were no witnesses, I got to work. I probably should have made sure he wasn't sitting in the truck. FML
by lululee53 / 12/30/2010 at 7:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 8:17pm / Australia / Health
- Today, my boyfriend keeps requesting that I make eye contact when I give him blowjobs. He won't let… Today, I was playing catch with my 6 year old cousin in the garden, when he demanded a piggy back.… Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I…