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Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML

#15986452
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26456) - you deserved it (6459)

On 04/30/2011 at 2:13am - misc - by Cody - United States

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML

#15976359
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33994) - you deserved it (5243)

On 04/29/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Jims (man) - Singapore

Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML

#15929536
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29594) - you deserved it (15485)

On 04/26/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by magicman - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, one of my really close friends changed from being 'free' to 'quite busy' in the space of one conversation because I suggested that we hang out. FML

#15870197
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25698) - you deserved it (3147)

On 04/21/2011 at 4:33am - misc - by gutted (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML

#15869241
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30752) - you deserved it (12326)

On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

#15769893
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40242) - you deserved it (5265)

On 04/13/2011 at 12:36pm - misc - by sophie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17784) - you deserved it (36639)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML

#15650544
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33240) - you deserved it (3248)

On 04/05/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by Imslow (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML

#15607773
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28981) - you deserved it (4667)

On 04/02/2011 at 5:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML

#15581627
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9311) - you deserved it (68714)

On 03/31/2011 at 10:23pm - misc - by owies :( - United States (Florida)

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

#15291408
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48756) - you deserved it (3821)

On 03/13/2011 at 8:48am - misc - by randinosaur - United States (Delaware)

Today, I caught my finger in a sliding door. It made me pass out and give myself a concussion. My genetics would rather slam my face into the floor than deal with a pinched finger. FML

#15273701
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23906) - you deserved it (4442)

On 03/11/2011 at 9:11am - health - by Pain_intolerant - Canada

Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML

#15239631
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8445) - you deserved it (92490)

On 03/08/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by ouch (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

#15165919
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17719) - you deserved it (83485)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML

#15154591
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13529) - you deserved it (34959)

On 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm - health - by stupiddrunk (man) - United Kingdom (London)



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