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Shadow1368's favorite FMLs
by rioght onnn / 05/20/2011 at 3:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Charles / 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm / Norway (Akershus) / Miscellaneous
by bloodyLIP / 05/14/2011 at 3:06pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
by ali grace / 05/14/2011 at 7:15am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/13/2011 at 8:17pm / United States (Florida) / Geek
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize and I was hit with a big stick. FML
by phant776 / 05/13/2011 at 12:02am / United States (California) / Transportation
by Nick / 05/10/2011 at 3:37am / Philippines (Quezon City) / Miscellaneous
Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML
by Anonymous / 05/07/2011 at 1:58am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Username / 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML
Today, my psycho stepmother and I got into an argument, and she started to get physical. After calling the police, and a cop showing up at the door, he took her side because she said it was "discipline". I'm a 29 year old man. FML
by Anonymous / 05/03/2011 at 4:19am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by spekledworf / 05/02/2011 at 5:30pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, my kids overheard me talking about cleaning the fuel system in our RV before we go to Disney…