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Shadow1368's favorite FMLs
by rioght onnn / 05/20/2011 at 3:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Charles / 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm / Norway (Akershus) / Miscellaneous
by bloodyLIP / 05/14/2011 at 3:06pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
by ali grace / 05/14/2011 at 7:15am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/13/2011 at 8:17pm / United States (Florida) / Geek
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize and I was hit with a big stick. FML
by phant776 / 05/13/2011 at 12:02am / United States (California) / Transportation
by Nick / 05/10/2011 at 3:37am / Philippines (Quezon City) / Miscellaneous
Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML
by Anonymous / 05/07/2011 at 1:58am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Username / 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML
Today, my psycho stepmother and I got into an argument, and she started to get physical. After calling the police, and a cop showing up at the door, he took her side because she said it was "discipline". I'm a 29 year old man. FML
by Anonymous / 05/03/2011 at 4:19am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by spekledworf / 05/02/2011 at 5:30pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I… Today, I grabbed the nearest plastic bag in my bedroom when my boyfriend and I left for Wal-Mart so… Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was…
- Today, I was trying to avoid one of our dogs while driving down the drive. Instead I crashed into a… Today, a sweet old man came knocking. He asked about my elderly neighbor who he has been trying to… Today, I went to a grad school fair. Tuition costs more than I make in a year. I'm thirty. I think…