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Today, while working at a restaurant, an elderly lady stuck my tip in my back pocket as I was walking away. I wish I knew this before I'd thrown her to the floor for touching my hiney. FML
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On 05/20/2011 at 3:38pm - work - by rioght onnn - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML
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On 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by Charles (man) - Norway (Akershus)
Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -
Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML
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On 05/14/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by bloodyLIP - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
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On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)
Today, I realized my mom cares more about Kurt's bullying problem on Glee than she does for mine. FML
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On 05/13/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize and I was hit with a big stick. FML
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On 05/13/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by phant776 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16581) - you deserved it (16838)
On 05/10/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by Nick (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)
Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks (34675) - you deserved it (6199)
On 05/07/2011 at 1:58am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my mother told me she forgot what a verb is. I'm homeschooled, and she's my teacher. FML
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On 05/05/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by asadwa -
Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML
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On 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm - health - by Username - United States (Washington)
Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML
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On 05/03/2011 at 8:15am - love - by cbolig -
Today, my psycho stepmother and I got into an argument, and she started to get physical. After calling the police, and a cop showing up at the door, he took her side because she said it was "discipline". I'm a 29 year old man. FML
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On 05/03/2011 at 4:19am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 5:30pm - misc - by spekledworf - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
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On 04/30/2011 at 2:13am - misc - by Cody - United States
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