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Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

#703
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I agree, your life sucks (7551) - you deserved it (27958)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML

#434
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31686) - you deserved it (2009)

On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version

Today, I gave my son a row for losing a very important paper that I need for my work. I've just found it in my right pocket. FML

#267
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6677) - you deserved it (52576)

On 11/10/2008 at 7:06am - kids - by Daddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14590) - you deserved it (62576)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

#138
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I agree, your life sucks (49829) - you deserved it (5608)

On 10/29/2008 at 6:09am - health - by Noname - Slovenia (Bohinj)



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