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Today, I told my dad I was leaving to get some beauty sleep. He looked at me laughing and said "See you in a decade." FML

#52270
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39493) - you deserved it (5982)

On 02/16/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by mags (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

#44996
42 comments

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On 02/15/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Noname - United States

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79746) - you deserved it (24725)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79746) - you deserved it (24725)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I greeted a mom and a little girl at the place where I work. The little girl looks at me, looks back at her mom, and says, "Mommy, I hate people." FML

#19635
30 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 12:58am - misc - by neversayhiagain (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someones neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage but i guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML

#10323
13 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 3:13pm - misc - by Craig (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

#8789
32 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 7:40pm - kids - by teach - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

#3778
36 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. FML

#3462
47 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 5:46pm - health - by Coley - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
64 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I picked up my cat and it went wild because I didn't know he was sleeping. I ended with with several cuts, and one on my wrist. Later a kid in my high school saw my wrist and told my guidance counselor who told my parents. Now everyone thinks I'm either a liar, attention whore, or emo. FML

#2835
69 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 12:44pm - animals - by Anizzaf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was offered a promotion but for the same pay. Promotion... WTF? FML

#2234
32 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 5:35pm - work - by Promo girl - Australia (Queensland)

Today, in class, I volunteered to read a poem out loud. I accidentally said "circumcised" instead of "circumscribed". I don't think I"ll be volunteering to read anything more. FML

#1446
20 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 10:49am - misc - by EpicFail - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my mother told me: "If you didn't exist, I wouldn't stay with your father". So it's MY fault if she's having problems with him? FML

#961
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25015) - you deserved it (1873)

On 01/11/2009 at 10:22am - love - by Yubi - Belgium (Hainaut)



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