Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Shadow1368

Offline (7 hours ago) | Search for a member

Shadow1368

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3214
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Shadow1368's page activity

Visits<b>goawayy</b> - the 01/19/2014 at 7:24am<b>pineapplefuck</b> - the 01/18/2014 at 5:44pm<b>Jiplo</b> - the 10/29/2013 at 5:08pm<b>yulong730</b> - the 10/02/2013 at 10:48pm<b>studentY</b> - the 09/03/2013 at 2:12am<b>Metzler31</b> - the 03/04/2013 at 4:37pm<b>B5B0N35</b> - the 02/05/2013 at 12:20am<b>FaecesOnAStick</b> - the 06/28/2011 at 2:12pm

Shadow1368's FML badges

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of Shadow1368's badges

Shadow1368's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML

#16467969
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31141) - you deserved it (9581)

On 06/02/2011 at 1:32pm - health - by raebelle - United States

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML

#16452469
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27274) - you deserved it (14164)

On 06/01/2011 at 2:44pm - misc - by Stiny (man) - United States

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML

#16452469
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27274) - you deserved it (14164)

On 06/01/2011 at 2:44pm - misc - by Stiny (man) - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

#16450721
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14897) - you deserved it (42964)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65249) - you deserved it (3602)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65249) - you deserved it (3602)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

#16398150
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29688) - you deserved it (14024)

On 05/29/2011 at 4:12am - kids - by adogg18 - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

#16395878
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41418) - you deserved it (7550)

On 05/29/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Username - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I drove my boyfriend to hospital because he felt extremely ill. His buddies had gotten their hands on a taser, and he had the brilliant idea of being shot as part of a Youtube stunt video. Now I have an empty gas tank and have to clean up a puddle of vomit in my living room. FML

#16377162
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26299) - you deserved it (3289)

On 05/27/2011 at 8:04pm - misc - by moron - United States

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

#16370562
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36568) - you deserved it (3717)

On 05/27/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

#16359968
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7682) - you deserved it (59842)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:31pm - misc - by taydean - United States (Colorado)

Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML

#16357497
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32376) - you deserved it (3031)

On 05/26/2011 at 1:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, at work, there was a police officer waiting for me. Bewildered, I asked what the problem was. Someone had shot fireworks at cars in the parking lot and I was a suspect. Why? Ponytails on men apparently look suspicious. FML

#16349458
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28678) - you deserved it (17026)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:10pm - work - by wtffireworks! - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

#16342840
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44644) - you deserved it (4733)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Brilliant... (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I received a visit from a social worker. My son told his teacher I was starving him, all because I refused to let him eat pizza and ice cream for breakfast. FML

#16310426
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38223) - you deserved it (4044)

On 05/23/2011 at 7:58am - kids - by Bad Parent -



FML's blog

  • FML's Labor Day BBQ
  • The first Monday of September is a holiday in some countries, and is supposed to celebrate Labor Day. So, this means you do nothing to celebrate doing something. I'm confused.  For those of us who…

Monday 1 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: