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Shadow1368's favorite FMLs

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

#16687724
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41527) - you deserved it (3469)

On 06/16/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Ari (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was approached by a police officer who instructed me to move because I was "threatening the elderly". I was sitting on a park bench in front of an old folks home. FML

#16675458
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30914) - you deserved it (2998)

On 06/15/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by random - Canada (Ontario)

Today, like every other day this past week at Bonnaroo, I've been placing my belongings in the cubbyhole inside the portapotties as I use. Today, I also learned that those "cubbyholes" are urinals. FML

#16666197
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9126) - you deserved it (52134)

On 06/14/2011 at 8:07pm - misc - by Savannah (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML

#16628942
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32207) - you deserved it (10204)

On 06/12/2011 at 3:21pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

#16616782
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45915) - you deserved it (3749)

On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML

#16601397
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30273) - you deserved it (15795)

On 06/10/2011 at 9:32pm - health - by 8sq (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML

#16583197
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10066) - you deserved it (77447)

On 06/09/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32355) - you deserved it (5736)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML

#16560118
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35605) - you deserved it (3142)

On 06/08/2011 at 9:03am - work - by iloveyoutoomom (man) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, my mum was filling out a reference for me as I work in the family business. When it came to naming two of my strengths, she asked me what to put as she couldn't think of anything. FML

#16529159
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25946) - you deserved it (4424)

On 06/06/2011 at 12:01pm - work - by surefeelslikelove (woman) -

Today, my grandmother's excuse for not going to my college graduation was because she'd already bought her bingo card. FML

#16514185
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28698) - you deserved it (2381)

On 06/05/2011 at 2:15pm - misc - by xXEndlesslullabyXx - United States (New York)

Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML

#16499579
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15578) - you deserved it (44189)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by Flarewolf (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML

#16481636
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10908) - you deserved it (57170)

On 06/03/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML

#16480333
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43685) - you deserved it (4612)

On 06/03/2011 at 6:17am - intimacy - by peaaaak (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

#16474078
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44494) - you deserved it (3139)

On 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)



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