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Shadow1368's favorite FMLs
by HappyMan / 08/02/2012 at 10:14pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by failure / 09/22/2011 at 2:36pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML
by ScottishLad1 / 09/01/2011 at 11:24am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML
by W1D0 / 08/20/2011 at 2:23am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML
by aprilfools22 / 08/17/2011 at 4:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML
by Junktown / 07/07/2011 at 10:40am / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Love
by thatguy / 06/25/2011 at 3:47am / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
by holdengurl18 / 06/21/2011 at 12:46am / China / Love
by Username / 06/20/2011 at 11:57am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/20/2011 at 12:03am / United States / Miscellaneous
by princev / 06/18/2011 at 6:32am / United States / Health
by Khrixas_069 / 06/18/2011 at 3:10am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights, looking for some criminal who used to live in my house. Apparently, when they showed the man's mugshot to my neighbors upstairs, for some reason they identified the man as my husband. FML
by ari / 06/17/2011 at 7:06am / United States / Love
by mike oxsmall / 06/16/2011 at 1:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, I heard what sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from my son's room. I knocked… Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants… Today, I read an article with tips on how to give girls full-body orgasms and I decided to test a…