About Sh3llBi3 : My name is shelbie :) I love to sing and being goofy :) I love watching movies and hanging out with friends. Music is my life its what makes me happy.
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by Anonymous / 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm / United States (South Carolina) / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/10/2014 at 6:11pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 12:57am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/14/2013 at 1:23am / United States (Ohio) / Geek
by ugh Buck! / 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm / United States / Animals
Today, my mom came into my room to give me a goodbye kiss. Due to the routine of my girlfriend doing the exact same thing in the exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than what a mother/son kiss should last. My mom actually had to tell me to "let go". FML
by deadman / 08/15/2013 at 9:06pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/02/2013 at 1:03am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was in the shower, oblivious to the outside world, when four police officers who had apparently been banging at my door, entered by force. They were doing a bust on a weed farm and got the wrong house. FML
by Anonymous / 07/30/2013 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/12/2013 at 1:24am / United States (Maine) / Transportation
by MoreActionThanMe / 12/10/2012 at 7:04pm / United States / Animals
by bill219 / 12/07/2012 at 5:40pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend saw the name "Melissa" on my phone's contact list. After refusing to tell her who it was, she accused me of being a cheater, broke up with me and stormed out of my house. Melissa is the name of a woman from Craigslist who was going to sell me an antique engagement ring. FML
by rejected / 04/13/2012 at 1:09am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by LinaLinaYeah / 12/09/2011 at 11:26am / Canada / Love
Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML
by hannahlorraine / 11/24/2011 at 10:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML
by Eric Moore / 09/25/2011 at 4:12am / United States (Texas) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…