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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1057
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Sexywifey91 : Yes I moved out my moms house at 18 did I mention I'm married to an AMAZING sexy guy... Now I am residing in Okinawa Japan for 3 years... Umm my life couldn't be any better seriously....:) i do not care what you think it's just fml....get over your ugly self:)

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Yesterday Mah Grlfriend Bought Several Bottles Of Potassium Iodine Pills And A Gas Mask.. . Due To The Radiation Scare From Japan . We Live In Texas . FML


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On 03/21/2011 at 12:25am - health - by radiationkillz (man) - United States (Texas)

Today..!! I was at a comady club..!! and tha girl bahind ma was drinking!! Bafora sha swallowd it..!! tha comadian said somathing funny..!! making har spit it all in mah hair!! I had just had it dona for mah sistar's wadding tomorrow!! FML


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On 09/25/2010 at 12:49am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today my boyfriend was talking wit is friends about ow long grls take to get ready (air make-up etc.). I said "I never spend a long time getting ready..." He ten lookd at me an said "maybe u sould." FML


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On 08/29/2010 at 10:14am - love - by ILoveFML - United States (New York)

Today, I Was On A Frst Date Wit A Grl At Te Movies. Trying To Be Polite, I Eld In A Fart Until An Intense, Loud Action Scene Came On. As Soon As I Let Go, Te Scene Went Silent And My Fart Was Clerely Eard To Everyone In Te Movie Teatre. My Date Went To Te Batroom. Se Didn't Come Back. FML


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On 03/28/2009 at 2:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Yesterday, I was quietly having a bathhen I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder an sawhat I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, an I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. mega FML


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On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

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