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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 977
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Sexywifey91 : Yes I moved out my moms house at 18 did I mention I'm married to an AMAZING sexy guy... Now I am residing in Okinawa Japan for 3 years... Umm my life couldn't be any better seriously....:) i do not care what you think it's just fml....get over your ugly self:)

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Today, my girlfriend bought several bottles of Potassium Iodine pills and a gas mask, due to the radiation scare from Japan. We live in Texas. FML

#15409356
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38721) - you deserved it (6796)

On 03/21/2011 at 12:25am - health - by radiationkillz (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a comedy club, and the girl behind me was drinking. Before she swallowed it, the comedian said something funny, making her spit it all in my hair. I had just had it done for my sister's wedding tomorrow. FML

#13190418
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26945) - you deserved it (5767)

On 09/25/2010 at 12:49am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend was talking with his friends about how long girls take to get ready (hair, make-up, etc.). I said, "I never spend a long time getting ready..." He then looked at me and said, "maybe you should." FML

#12803211
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29733) - you deserved it (7068)

On 08/29/2010 at 10:14am - love - by ILoveFML - United States (New York)

Today, I was on a first date with a girl at the movies. Trying to be polite, I held in a fart until an intense, loud action scene came on. As soon as I let go, the scene went silent and my fart was clearly heard to everyone in the movie theatre. My date went to the bathroom. She didn't come back. FML

#662645
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27561) - you deserved it (77514)

On 03/28/2009 at 2:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1156703) - you deserved it (115904)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

#606
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34712) - you deserved it (20927)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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