About Sexy_beast22 : Im from Minnesota, I'm a teenager, one of my friends help make this for me and choose my name so yea, and anything else just message me.
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Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
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