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Sexy_Cat_MD
  • Town/Country : Milk and Cookies, My Imagination
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 September 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 249
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Sexy_Cat_MD : Hi I'm amazing. :D I like all kinds of people, except sexist, racist, and/or idiotic people. Which is like 99% of the population. I may not be friendly, but I'm amazing at faking it! So message me or don't; I don't really care. But I'll pretend to. :3

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Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML

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On 04/12/2012 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by CantPublish - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML

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On 04/12/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by crazydaughter - Egypt

Today, I had to admit that my jealousy issues were becoming a problem when I almost told my boyfriend not to apply at the local McDonald's, because of the high school girls that would see him there. FML

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On 04/12/2012 at 5:27am - love - by Jealousbitch - United States (Florida)

Today, my son had to call me from his school's principal's office because he was disrupting his health class by laughing whenever the teacher said "sex". My son is 16. FML

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On 04/12/2012 at 12:18am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML

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On 04/11/2012 at 7:05pm - health - by clinictime - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML

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On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML

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On 06/04/2009 at 7:35am - misc - by anon (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was reading through a local wedding mag's advice page. A mother-in-law to be was writing about how to handle wanting her son to break off his engagement. I thought, "Wow. That must suck. I'm glad I like my mother-in-law to be." And then I saw her name. FML

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On 06/04/2009 at 7:11am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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