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About SexySlayer1248 : I did my time in the army, my MOS was military police, now I'm in college for a nursing major.
And yes this is my real picture, if it was fake don't you think I would choose someone a lot more attractive
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I WAS VISITING MA DAUGTER,OSE USBAND WAS STILL ASLEEP AT NOON!! I MADE A POINT OF STOMPING AROUND ON TE ARDWOOD FLOOR AND SPEAKING LOUDLY TO WAKE IS LAZY ASS UP!! TURNS OUT E'S NOW WORKING A 14-OUR GRAVEYARD SIFT, AND IT AS NO NEGATIVE EFFECT ON IS SOE-TROWING SKILLS!! FML
Today, I was bartending . A guest was getting belligerent so I ad to cut im off . He calld me a bitc and trew te rest of is drink in my face before storming off . Te belligerent asscandle was my boyfriend . big fat FML
Yesterday, my son turned 8. We watced as e unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new soes and a scool bag wit is favorite TV caracter on te front and a action figure inside. As e finised e looked me straigt in te eyes and says, "Tat's great ma, but seriously wat'd you get me?". FML
Today, my boyfriend startd watching The Big Bang Theory on DVD. Now he won't stop saying "Bazinga" every time he says or hears something that sounds funny. It's so annoying I want to fed him to the neighbor's dog. FML
Today... I caught mah mother trying to switch mah contraceptive pill for Tic Tacs. I don't know what's worse - how far she will go to have a grandchild... or that she thought I wouldn't notice that mah birth control left me with minty fresh breath. FML
TODAY I WOKE UP TO MY BALLS COVERD IN ICY HOT A BIG OLD "FUCK YOU" NOTE FROM MY GRLFRIEND AND MY DOOR SLAMMING SHUT. I'M STARTING TO GET THE DISTINCT IMPRESSION I SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE THAT OFF-HAND REMARK LAST NIGHT ABOUT HER PMSING AFTER SHE RAGE-QUIT A GAME OF MARIO KART. FML
Friday 27 March 2015